Roberto Soldado Signs

[ArronB95]

Im too excited cant take no more.

 

[JerryGarcia]

Im too excited cant take no more.

Why was it my immediate thought that this must be a relative of Berbatov?

 

[dovahkiin]

Im too excited cant take no more.

somehow i want levys face photoshopped onto that

 

[Benny to Bale]

 

[Misfit]

consider yourself lucky pal, the other day he told me to "f*ck off, pleb" but he didn't use the *... I'm still awaiting my apology.

Pleb.

I'm watching you. I've got naff all else to do after all. It's not like we're gonna to effing sign Bobby or anything.

/snorts with rage

 

[easley91]

Don't think it was a press conference, but just a statement. Haven't checked that Mulu's twitter in a little while though.

 

[Blackcanary]

Pleb.

I'm watching you. I've got naff all else to do after all. It's not like we're gonna to effing sign Bobby or anything.

/snorts with rage

I'm now imagining you as a Palomino horse. Curious...

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I'm now imagining you as a Palomino horse. Curious...

And strangely erotic

 

[Blackcanary]

And strangely erotic

Use a weird animal comparison and he appears like Bloody Mary!

 

[Kirito]

Their ex director gave all the final details on twitter, he said congratulations to us I believe.

 

[HappySpur]

And with that Blackcanary has won today's grand prize for "Best Post" taking it from yesterday's winner for "Lawsuit Goodnight"

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Use a weird animal comparison and he appears like Bloody Mary!

 

[Blackcanary]

And with that Blackcanary has won today's grand prize for "Best Post" taking it from yesterday's winner for "Lawsuit Goodnight"

Thank you folks, i'm here all week. No, really. The transfer window has stolen my life.

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*Is afraid. Very afraid*

 

[Kirito]

Not named in their squad for the USA tour.

 

[hughy]

That rose is laced with chloroform.

 

[mark87]

Not named in their squad for the USA tour.

Thank god for that.

 

[robin09]

Thank god for that.

Are we really still nervous about this falling through?

Christ. Levy must have really violated you in the past. I've totally forgiven him for the naughty touches!

 

[Danners9]

Not named in their squad for the USA tour.

indeedie

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[Misfit]

Not named in their squad for the USA tour.

Niiiiiiiiiiiice. I can begin the unclenching process now.

 

[JerryGarcia]

Their ex director gave all the final details on twitter, he said congratulations to us I believe.

They're the ones that deserve to be congratulated, they've just pried €30m out of Levy's vice like grip.