Race for the Top 4 - 2018/19

[TheChosenOne]

MNF desperate for Leicester to win tonight ?

Impartial as always.

 

[slartibartfast]

A look at the form table shows us that Chelsea, Spurs, Arsenal and Man Utd, from their last 4 results (so that's 16 matches), have collected 2 wins: our 1-0 win over Brighton and Chelsea's 3-0 win over Watford yesterday.

From 4 matches, Chelsea have 5 points, Spurs have 3 points, Arsenal have 1 point and Man Utd have 2 points.

That's an extraordinary collective collapse in form from four very good/expensive football teams: 11 points from 48 available @ 0.69 points/match. It corresponds to 26 points over a 38-match season.

In the same four-match spell, of course, Liverpool and Man City have collected 12 points each.

Is it pressure?
Or exhaustion?
Its bizarre whatever it is.

Great post btw

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

The rich tits

 

[slartibartfast]

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Piers Morgan​

✔@piersmorgan​

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We can spin it, excuse it, try to somehow explain it... but one point from 12 against Palace, Wolves, Leicester & Brighton constitutes the the biggest bottle-job in Premier League history. Shame on you, Arsenal - when we needed heart & fight, we got tin men & surrender. Pathetic.​

4,885​

1:14 PM - May 6, 2019​

Yes. You did

 

[EastLondonYid]

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Piers Morgan​

✔@piersmorgan​

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We can spin it, excuse it, try to somehow explain it... but one point from 12 against Palace, Wolves, Leicester & Brighton constitutes the the biggest bottle-job in Premier League history. Shame on you, Arsenal - when we needed heart & fight, we got tin men & surrender. Pathetic.​

4,885​

1:14 PM - May 6, 2019​

Prize loudmouth cocky wanker
He was rinsing us a few weeks ago giving it large.
Enjoy Thursday nights you mug pahaha.
Yidsaaaah.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

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Piers Morgan​

✔@piersmorgan​

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We can spin it, excuse it, try to somehow explain it... but one point from 12 against Palace, Wolves, Leicester & Brighton constitutes the the biggest bottle-job in Premier League history. Shame on you, Arsenal - when we needed heart & fight, we got tin men & surrender. Pathetic.​

4,885​

1:14 PM - May 6, 2019​

Go fuck yourself, Piers, you posh, entitled, media whore, populist, hypocritical wank salmon

 

[slartibartfast]

Let's give Dyche credit also, he will set up knowing Arsenal need a large score and will set up to counter and frustrate.

Yep instead of setting up like he usually does and.....
Nope, ya got me.

 

[RichieS]

Go fuck yourself, Piers, you posh, entitled, media whore, populist, hypocritical wank salmon

Wank salmon, lol! Do you have a random insult generator that provides you with these creative put downs?

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Go fuck yourself, Piers, you posh, entitled, media whore, populist, hypocritical wank salmon

And that fucking fraudster @JimmyG2 thinks he's the resident poet.

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Wank salmon, lol! Do you have a random insult generator that provides you with these creative put downs?

Years of stewing in the darkness

 

[Seafordian Spurs]

Go fuck yourself, Piers, you posh, entitled, media whore, populist, hypocritical wank salmon

A total tool of a human being. Simpering, intellectually stunted, shameless. Despise him. Gooner too.

 

[Kingstheman]

A total tool of a human being. Simpering, intellectually stunted, shameless. Despise him. Gooner too.

A tool AND a Gooner..?

He was very unlucky when lives were handed out and he got that combination...

 

[JimmyG2]

Go fuck yourself, Piers, you posh, entitled, media whore, populist, hypocritical wank salmon

Is this a poem?
Language is forceful and compressed but better set out thusly

Go fuck yourself,
Piers,
You posh
entitled media whore
populist, hypocritical
wank salmon

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Is this a poem?
Language is forceful and compressed but better set out thusly

Go fuck yourself,
Piers,
populist, hypocritical
wank salmon

Wank a salmon.

 

[MichaelPawson]

Is this a poem?
Language is forceful and compressed but better set out thusly

Go fuck yourself,
Piers,
populist, hypocritical
wank salmon

Take out the capital letters and it could easily pass as an ee cummings poem

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

The final version of SC poem for Pierce 2019:

Is it pressure?
Or exhaustion?
Its bizarre whatever it is.
Simpering, shameless
Go fuck yourself,
Piers, wank a salmon
populist, hypocritical
media, whore
unlucky when lives were handed out
Years of stewing in the darkness

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

The final version of SC poem for Pierce 2019:

Is it pressure?
Or exhaustion?
Its bizarre whatever it is.
Simpering, shameless
Go fuck yourself,
Piers, wank a salmon
populist, hypocritical
media, whore
unlucky when lives were handed out
Years of stewing in the darkness

Fuck, that moved me. I had to stop mid transaction with Sue from Londis and paw my heart

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Fuck, that moved me. I had to stop mid transaction with Sue from Londis and paw my heart

Me too!

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Wank salmon, lol! Do you have a random insult generator that provides you with these creative put downs?

http://www.pangloss.com/seidel/Shaker/index.html?

There’s a logic to it. Imagine Özil, Morgan and David Cameron standing together. They look like they were all conceived at the same orgy. Conceived by a time travelling fish and a rustic, bored housewife called Brenda with a penchant for swinging (by never more than 7 goals).
Makes sense now, doesn’t it?

 

[tototoner]