Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[doctor stefan Freud]

That’s it- I’m off for a fiddle and a Frappuccino

 

[H-SF]

I know it’s unlikely but it could get announced at 8 right?

 

[DaSpurs]

Florida man shooting? Eh. There probably all taking bath salts, fighting gators and figuring out ways to drown their boats during trump boat rallys

Lol whatever you need to convince yourself the north is a better place to live than Florida.

 

[WannaDanceWithUdogie]

 

[therealGlenn]

BREAKING NEWS: Arsenal is as big as Barcelona ?

Was only quoting Arteta in Sky interview ??‍

 

[Meercat]

The weekends are the worst. But there’s no way they drag this out. The eyes of the world are all on them right now. I will amazed if it isn’t out before 10.

 

[jonnyrotten]

They've called for the photographer no fucking shit mate

 

[easley91]

Can we stop sharing random tweets like that?

 

[Dr Benson]

As an American yeah it doesn’t matter. There isn’t gonna be any breaking news on television. It’s not gonna be on Sportscenter over here or anything. Prob make the bottom line crawl but that’s it. Those who care will be checking their phones.

The average American still don’t care about football (“soccer”), right..?!

 

[Nine while nine]

To be fair, arranging for a photographer to come of an evening doesn't really require that great negotiating skills...

 

[Dougal]

It’ll be announced when they are ready, there’s no magic reasons, no genius theories, nothing.

 

[Dirty Ewok]

A photographer?......it's going to be about lighting and angles and artistic vision.....that will drag on as well.

someone snap a photo with their phone....

 

[Jules77]

90% of Americans don’t even know who she is. Just being honest.

???
90% of Americans don't follow football - this is hardly a deal to convert a country to following the sport!

The point surely is that over 90% of Americans who follow the game will know who she is and will see she's signed for our club and may follow us to some extent. That's the marketing we care about.

 

[Majick]

Just a question...
Whether announced today or tomorrow, will Bale and reguillon be eligible to play on Sunday and in europa squad?

Sunday, if they were registered before noon today. Europa they can be added any time up until match day, I think, so no issue there.

 

[bomberH]

There isn’t a law saying they can’t announce it at 824pm. As for late announcements, Modric was announced just after 2am if I remember correctly. I’m sure it’ll happen at some point this evening and if not, it’ll probably be tomorrow morning.

 

[Philly Yid]

This had better be an f’ing good reveal video from spurs. I want SFX, fireworks, flashmob dance from the WHOLE spurs squad and some. I’ll be bloody livid otherwise

full frontal nudity or gtfo

 

[parj]

Fingers crossed he is as good as Adebayor was when he came to us for a 1 year loan from Madrid. ?

So you remember the second season

 

[JW72]

But who is Joy, and why was she tied up at Hotspur Way?

 

[Inq]

Guessing Dr Moura did the Morgan pictures then

 

[WiganSpur]

It's gonna be tomorrow isn't it ffs