New Peter Crouch Song Thread

[yiddodiddodo]

Me and my dad and my mum and gran are sitting on the couch
Me and my dad and my mum and gran are cheering on Peter crouch
Peter crouch Peter crouch and we all love Perter Crouch

To the tune of vindaloo

 

[bomberH]

I would swap the big and tall over if im honest. most football songs dont have a gap between the rhyme do they?....im sorry if i sound like a prick but i just want the best possible songs!

I was being facetious. The fact the rhyme was the wrong way around is legendary in itself.

 

[mabolsa_ritchey]

Peter Crouch is magic
He wears a magic hat
He plays for Tottenham Hotspur
He's such a lanky chap
He scores with his left foot
He scores with his right
And when it comes to Clancy
He scores all fucking night... Ohhhh Peter Crouch is magic (repeat)

The only fools and horses one is brilliant, but I do love this as well! :beer:

 

[Brewster]

You know the fans will just end up singing

Peter, Peter Crouch
Peter peter peter crouch

Instead of all these GOOD songs!

 

[JollyHappy]

how about

Yiddo yiddo

 

[Jaispurs]

Oh Abi Abi
Abi Abi Abi Abi Clancy

 

[Dannyspur]

what's the weather,
what's the weather,
what's the weather like up there?
what's the wea-ther like up there?

 

[MattyP]

He came to Tottenham Hotspur from Pompey, Pompey
He's six foot seven tall and thin, lanky, lanky
His girlfriend takes it up the arse
But at least he knows how to pass
Peter Crouch, you robot dancing freak

To the Torres chant.

 

[BringBack_leGin]

To 'The Hall of the Mountain King' by Edward Grieg

Peter Crouch is really tall, really tall, really tall
Peter Crouch is really tall and he loves scoring goals!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzyi3C4gNnE

 

[kcmei]

This is my attempt of a Haiku on Crouch
He may need to crouch
Still taller than everyone
Robot here we come

 

[chivers!]

Re-use the old Harry Redknapp song:

He's..got..Abi, Abi Clancey
On his schwing, on his schwing

 

[MarkTHFC9]

Did you ever know that you're my hero?
You're everything I wish I could be.
I could fly higher than an eagle,
'cause you are the wind beneath my wings.

I love you big guy

 

[Brewster]

We've got lanky Pete
We've got lanky Pete
We've got lanky
We've got lanky
We've got lanky Pete!

 

[Spurger King]

I suggested this one ages ago for Modric, but it works a bit better with Crouch. To the tune of beadle's about..

Watch out, crouchy's about etc...

I know it's rubbish but I find the idea of the Park Lane faithful singing it highly amusing.

 

[Stoof]

He's White
And Blue
His girlfriend's lovely too
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch

 

[millhouse]

Hes big
Hes tall
Hes s*** at football
Peter Crouch
Peter Crouch

 

[Marty]

To 'The Hall of the Mountain King' by Edward Grieg

Peter Crouch is really tall, really tall, really tall
Peter Crouch is really tall and he loves scoring goals!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzyi3C4gNnE

Simple, original and really catchy. You've got my vote :up:

 

[roosh]

how's about "stand up if you hate arsenal"?

that seems to be the song we have for all our other players, I'd hate to think that Crouch would be excluded from that

 

[trevo]

Peter Crouch is back at the Lane
Yiddo, Yiddo
He can fix the lights if they blow again
yiddo yiddo
He can touch the bar without a jump
His missus we would love to hump
lanky robot Pete
Yiddo Yiddo Yiddo

 

[spurslenny]

to the 'Adams Family'

'He's lanky and he's freaky,
he's tall and thin and geeky,
his girlfriend is a sweetie,
it's super Peter Crouch'

:grin: