Man Sticks Gareth Bale Shirt Up His Bum Shocker

[thinktank]

I've been in the arsenal changing rooms.... I had more class and dignity than this fool

Rubbed Wiltshire's shirt on your sweaty plums?

 

[absolute bobbins]

I feel sorry for the guy that had to take the photo of his pasty fat arse

 

[Wardy]

Dear Wife,

As it's become apparent from the photo banding around the internet, I do enjoy taking it up the arse. I know you've had suspicions about my sexuality, but I thought what better way to show you by plugging it with a Bale shirt.

Regards,
F.Perez

 

[SpunkyBackpack]

If anyone knows this Man, tell him you no longer want to be friends

The chances of me being friends with somebody like this in the first place are fairly slim.

 

[JerryGarcia]

The chances of me being friends with somebody like this in the first place are fairly slim.

It takes all sorts, one minute you think you know someone and the next minute you see a picture on a website of them trying to fit a football shirt inside themselves. It's happened before, it will happen again.

 

[the_king]

The best thing about this, is that he's paid for a stadium tour.

Thanks for funding us!

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

What is he trying to do here? Smuggle the shirt out of the Lane like a drug mule?

If anyone knows this Man, tell him you no longer want to be friends

i can't be the only person on here who thinks he looks like Kyle Walker?

 

[JerryGarcia]

He does quite a lot but I don't think it's him, it would be hard to explain on his first day back in training anyway.

 

[StartingPrice]

That's a kids shirt...probably his own kids shirt (he looks the type)

 

[Dougal]

Someone's having a laugh. Looks like Kyle Walker's head, the shirt is too small and the lettering for BALE is smaller and crisper than on the other shirts in the room.

Also if you emboss the image BALE really stands out unlike on the other shirts.

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No more CSI boxsets for you young man.

 

[JonnySpurs]

It's genuine. I heard about this from twitter then yesterday one of my mates said that a gooner he knows went for a tour of WHL simply so that he could wipe his butt with bale's shirt.

He's just a pikey from Basingstoke in that case, which isn't a surprise because we have a lot of them in our town.

 

[monkeynick]

Ratings to that guy, if I was in the Arsenal dressing room I'd do the same thing. The best I've managed is pissing on the Emirates when I was there at 6am for my mate's X Factor audition.

That is possibly the least macho sentence I've ever read on here. The latter one obviously.