Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[montylynch]

They have the replacement shirt up already........

Also, i know it was a long while ago but wasn't Slaven only at West Ham a year before he upped sticks and moved to Everton..???

 

[hughy]

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Re: Dimitri Payet Thread
by Wembley1966 on Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:25 pm

What are the chances that none of the players are still playing for us when their month comes around. Carroll retires through injury - Collins through old age - Cresswell, Antonio and Reid gone in the summer window?

At least October is safe.

 

[Danny1]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....................

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....................

Oh this is just brilliant! WHU are the biggest laughing stock of any football club! I've heard some of their fans saying that they are on par with us, Chelsea & Arsenal and I cant believe what I'm hearing! They are a nothing club, run by complete morons who constantly shout their mouths off, and it seems that every time they say something it comes back to bite them in the ass.

All I will say is that their song couldn't be more apt "just like my dreams they fade & die.....". W

West Ham, the club that every other club aspires NOT to be!

 

[Marty]

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Re: Dimitri Payet Thread
by Wembley1966 on Thu Jan 12, 2017 12:25 pm

What are the chances that none of the players are still playing for us when their month comes around. Carroll retires through injury - Collins through old age - Cresswell, Antonio and Reid gone in the summer window?

We laugh, but when Keano was sold to Liverpool he was on the calendar a few months later. That was painful.

 

[ERO]

We laugh, but when Keano was sold to Liverpool he was on the calendar a few months later. That was painful.

Tbf, he was back a few months later...

 

[hughy]

We laugh, but when Keano was sold to Liverpool he was on the calendar a few months later. That was painful.

Jol was the worst for me.

 

[Athan]

Re: Gold, Sullivan and Brady OUT
by monkeyhanger on Wed Jan 11, 2017 6:48 pm

I have a theory that our owners actually hold us back from signing top talent both behind the scenes and on the pitch due to the nature in which they made their fortunes and the way they have conducted themselves in business over the last 30 years.

I'm sure there are many individuals who do not want to work for people whose fortunes arose off the back of 1970's w*nk mags and porn, particularly if they are religious (e.g. many African players). I also don't think Brady is seen as someone who is likeable or easy to work for either. GSB constantly wanting to be in the media limelight and speaking out when they should be remaining professional in the background I think is off putting to potential employees of the club. When was the last time you saw Daniel Levy or Abramovich interviewed on Football Focus for example.

I also believe this is why we had that run of 6 games last season where all those refereeing decisions went against us to deny us Champions League football as English football did not want the increased glare of the worldwide media focussing in on the potentially embarrassing owners fortunes of one of their major teams.

I don't think any amount of complaining on our part can change this so we either accept it or hope they sell the club at some stage in the near future.
monkeyhanger
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So it's not because your club has been shit for decades. It's because your owners sold dirty mags. The FA couldn't have this and decided to screw you out of a champions league place. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Athan]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimitri_Payet

Dimitri Payet (French pronunciation: [dimitʁi pajɛt];[2] born 29 March 1987) is a French professional footballer who doesn't want to play for English club West Ham United, but does want to still play for the France national team. He primarily plays as an attacking midfielder and is described as a player who is "blessed with terrific technique and dribbling skills".[3]

 

[sebo_sek]

*When you log in to SC and see "Lets all Laugh at West Ham" has 5 unread pages*

I'm sorry for spamming a bit but
Oh my God

That is SOOOOO true!

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Marseille was almost relegated last season?

.....and that still makes Marseille several rungs up the ladder! Got to admit i didn't realise they had fallen that far.

 

[Shadydan]

£20m bid from Marseille rejected, they won't get much more for him.

 

[montylynch]

Think they've just had some new US billionaire take over the reins, so money shouldn't be an issue.

I've heard that he asked to play in a friendly match at the weekend for his hometown club, Excelsior. WHU refused so he kicked off the match, then walked off. He was spotted today skulking out of Rush Green in his £200k ferrari. Brilliant.

 

[tiger666]

skulking out of Rush Green in his £200k ferrari.

Poor bastard

 

[spurs9]

for 1 season. Bielsa only lasted one full season (sacked after the opening game of the next). And Payet's numbers were almost the same as the year before.

That's not true at all. In the season under Bielsa, he scored 7 assisted 21. The season before, he scored 8 assisted 6. Under Bielsa, he got his most assists in any season so far with the next highest being 18, followed by 12.

 

[spursfan77]

http://www.kumb.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=158798&st=0&sk=t&sd=a&start=4260

That thread seems to move on from blaming payet to blaming the owners pretty damn quickly. They really are fed up

 

[the watson]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Simply_Spurs/status/819569858396516352/video/1

 

[dirtyh]

https://mobile.twitter.com/Simply_Spurs/status/819569858396516352/video/1

poor bastard hahahaha

 

[TaoistMonkey]

I hope Billic gets out of that cesspit. Feel really sorry for him.

 

[Mr-T]

Was only a matter of time before one of them started to turn on Bilic...


Re: Dimitri Payet Thread
by One Peter Butler on Thu Jan 12, 2017 5:26 pm

I do love the way Bilic looked so angry.

Slaven Bilic:

1) A man who joined West Ham when he had fallen out with his club in Germany;
2) Having joined West Ham he smacked down Redknapp's door within a year of joining wanting to leave when Tottenham were sniffing round;
3) He could not wait to scarper and join that 'big club' Everton.

You're a top fella Slav! I suppose at least you did not refuse to play although being frank it looks like most of our squad have 'refused' to 'play' in most games this season.

 

[Gb160]

If I were Sunderland or Hull I'd be getting the derisory £3m bid ready...just for the lols.