Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[BuryMeInEngland]

He was spotted today skulking out of Rush Green in his £200k ferrari. Brilliant.

Rush Green. Garden spot of East London/Essex and it couldn't be a nicer spot for their training ground, still at least it makes the London Toilet look good by comparison.

 

[lol]

payet is a luxury player. if you start him and pay him, in the CL, he will perform well. if you dont have CL, then too damn fucking bad. you know like those super hot sluts who will suck your dick only if you are rich. thats payet

 

[Metalhead]

I don't know what that means in regards to being a Poch player though, I would have thought that if he can survive in a high pressing Bielsa team he can probably last in Poch's but then again his attitude and wages comes into question and if he's refusing to play for West Ham then he's not a good fit for us in that respect.

Couldn't imagine Lady B sanctioning a sale of their prize asset to us anyway.

 

[Dougal]

payet is a luxury player. if you start him and pay him, in the CL, he will perform well. if you dont have CL, then too damn fucking bad. you know like those super hot sluts who will suck your dick only if you are rich. thats payet

But he said his name was Jessica!

 

[Insomnia]

pmsl, the Payet songs are fucking brilliant, this thread is Golden

 

[TheChosenOne]

Poor fuquers .. Only cheated out of the CL once. Lightweights. Irony for the Ironmen.

 

[SugarRay]

They have the replacement shirt up already........

Also, i know it was a long while ago but wasn't Slaven only at West Ham a year before he upped sticks and moved to Everton..???

Bilic has no room to talk really. He wanted to leave West Ham after 6 months for us when he was playing!!

 

[michaelden]

Rush Green. Garden spot of East London/Essex and it couldn't be a nicer spot for their training ground, still at least it makes the London Toilet look good by comparison.

Why 2? Is it the size of them?

 

[Gb160]

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Why 2? Is it the size of them?

I remember they moved quite recently...maybe they still own the old one?
Can't remember if it was under Bilic or Fat Sam but i think it was something to do with repeated muscle injuries due to the pitches they train on.

Edit yeah it was Bilic:
https://www.theguardian.com/footbal...aven-bilic-injuries-chadwell-heath-rush-green

 

[spursfan77]

That training centre looks awful. They've only got 5 pitches.

Mind you I went to fulham's training ground once while they were a premier league club and their training ground reception was in a portakabin so it's not that much of a surprise to me.

 

[Wellspurs]

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Why 2? Is it the size of them?

The land circled was where they were going to build a house for Payet for him to live in for the next 5 1/2 years?

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

You had Payet, Demitri Payet,
It really needs to be understood,
He really is too good,
To play in your neighbourhood,
Now f**k off!

 

[millsey]

 

[dirtyh]

you had payet, dmitri payet
it's not hard to understand
you paid him loads of bucks
but now he gives no fucks
you had dmitri payet

you had payet, dmitri payet
you really are the shittest in the land
we're waiting for low bids
hilarious for us yids
bye bye dmitri payet

 

[BuryMeInEngland]

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Why 2? Is it the size of them?

Shitty and shittier would be my guess.

 

[mano-obe]

And now... this:

Simone Zaza "didin't choose West Ham", says agent:

“Is he disappointed that Juve didn’t trust him? Look, don’t make me answer that… it’s too delicate a question.
“Now we’re trying to bring Simone back to Italy because he loves this country. We didn’t choose West Ham.
“No-one forced us, but Simone never wanted to go abroad, he loves Italy and Serie A. A series of circumstances led to him going to the Premier League…Now he’s gone and we look to the future.”​

The only people that want to play for West Ham are contestants who won a caravan from Bullseye and want to store it at their car park

 

[Col_M]

I also believe this is why we had that run of 6 games last season where all those refereeing decisions went against us to deny us Champions League football as English football did not want the increased glare of the worldwide media focussing in on the potentially embarrassing owners fortunes of one of their major teams.


. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I had to restart reading this about 4 times because I was laughing so much that I couldn't get to the end.

 

[nailsy]

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Why 2? Is it the size of them?

Andy Carroll's shots go so wide each time that West Ham had another goal put in where the ball always landed. Now he gets to have two shots and a nice walk in training each day.

 

[Hoddle&Waddle]

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....................

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha....................

Oh this is just brilliant! WHU are the biggest laughing stock of any football club! I've heard some of their fans saying that they are on par with us, Chelsea & Arsenal and I cant believe what I'm hearing! They are a nothing club, run by complete morons who constantly shout their mouths off, and it seems that every time they say something it comes back to bite them in the ass.

All I will say is that their song couldn't be more apt "just like my dreams they fade & die.....". W

West Ham, the club that every other club aspires NOT to be!

They may well fade and die if they get relegated, which looks likely

 

[yankspurs]

That training centre looks awful. They've only got 5 pitches.

Mind you I went to fulham's training ground once while they were a premier league club and their training ground reception was in a portakabin so it's not that much of a surprise to me.

I really wonder how many clubs have grounds that even close to a training centre like we do. I know the top clubs do, as well as Saints, Sunderland and Everton. But outside of that? Some of the training grounds you see when they go around on deadline day look like warehouses or small cabins with a pitch or 2 outside. It's baffling. Alot of investment is needed in training grounds and academies by some clubs if they want to compete with the big sides.