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[BehindEnemyLines]

Probably get injured catching the bouquet!

 

[yankspurs]

Nasri to West Ham. Signing a guy who im fairly certain hasnt even played football since leaving sevilla 18 months ago at the end of his loan. What could possibly go wrong? That club will never stop being a laughing stock

Oh my bad. Had a fee appearances at a lower table side in Turkey before they terminated his contract in January and he was banned

 

[Nine while nine]

Nasri to West Ham. Signing a guy who im fairly certain hasnt even played football since leaving sevilla 18 months ago at the end of his loan. What could possibly go wrong?

Oh my bad. Had a fee appearances at a lower table side in Turkey before they terminated his contract in January and he was banned

Someone on KUMB asked:

"Forgetting about the ban for a second, why was he plying his trade in Turkey for a second rate side?"

To which came the reply:

"Kebabs by the looks of him."

 

[spurs mental]

They will literally sign any old scraps. They'll be after Cahill and Fabregas next

 

[Marty]

I genuinely thought it was a joke when it resurfaced.

Nasri is so perfect for them. And I hear Ashley Cole is finished at LA Galaxy....

 

[Ionman34]

They will literally sign any old scraps. They'll be after Cahill and Fabregas next

If we’re honest though, those 2 would improve them.
Neither are title chasing standard anymore, but I could see those 2 helping to elevate them to European places.

 

[NinjaTuna]

If we’re honest though, those 2 would improve them.
Neither are title chasing standard anymore, but I could see those 2 helping to elevate them to European places.

No chance. They're both about 40 now, i bet they'd struggle to elevate their own cocks into a semi nowadays

 

[tommo84]

Veterans and ageing mercenaries like Nasri, Fabregas and Cahill might elevate West Ham above the likes of Bournemouth and Watford, but they won’t get them anywhere near the current standard of the Top 6 - therein lies the problem with the self-proclaimed ‘best league in the world’.

However, if a signing like Nasri keeps attendances up for the last few months of a season already destined to end in mid-table obscurity for West Ham, then I’m sure Gold and Sullivan will be satisfied.

 

[rossdapep]

Veterans and ageing mercenaries like Nasri, Fabregas and Cahill might elevate West Ham above the likes of Bournemouth and Watford, but they won’t get them anywhere near the current standard of the Top 6 - therein lies the problem with the self-proclaimed ‘best league in the world’.

However, if a signing like Nasri keeps attendances up for the last few months of a season already destined to end in mid-table obscurity for West Ham, then I’m sure Gold and Sullivan will be satisfied.

They may not even do that, what have the likes of Nasri, Fabregas and Cahill got left to fight for? They've won pretty much everything so theyre basically (would be) rocking up just to ensure their playing days don't fizzle out. When the going gets tough they simply won't want to know, the desire will have gone.

Agree with your second paragraph

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

There is a decent chance some of those players would get injured while subbing in. Its a really long walk from the bench to the pitch.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Veterans and ageing mercenaries like Nasri, Fabregas and Cahill might elevate West Ham above the likes of Bournemouth and Watford, but they won’t get them anywhere near the current standard of the Top 6 - therein lies the problem with the self-proclaimed ‘best league in the world’.

However, if a signing like Nasri keeps attendances up for the last few months of a season already destined to end in mid-table obscurity for West Ham, then I’m sure Gold and Sullivan will be satisfied.

Their Carabao cup campaign faded with the autumn leaves,(go us) as did the chance of the Fair Play bollox trophy.

That leaves the FA Cup /Europa route and with Birmingham coming to the Stratford Bowl in the 3rd round it's doubtful the "Appy 'Ammers" will be going too far.

Looking like another pre-season tour against part-time East European goat herders and shepherds then.

To "Essexshire & beyond"

 

[TheChosenOne]

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'Among the top ten'
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In 11th place.

 

[allatsea]

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'Among the top ten'
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In 11th place.

It’s an age thing

 

[punkisback]

Veterans and ageing mercenaries like Nasri, Fabregas and Cahill might elevate West Ham above the likes of Bournemouth and Watford, but they won’t get them anywhere near the current standard of the Top 6 - therein lies the problem with the self-proclaimed ‘best league in the world’.

However, if a signing like Nasri keeps attendances up for the last few months of a season already destined to end in mid-table obscurity for West Ham, then I’m sure Gold and Sullivan will be satisfied.

I would happily take Fabregas.

 

[Wheeler Dealer]

I would happily take Fabregas.

His legs have gone.

 

[dirtyh]

i'd take fabregas too, if only to gaffer tape the little fuck to a post at the training ground so everyone can give him a slap on their way to train.

 

[Teemu]

I genuinely thought it was a joke when it resurfaced.

Nasri is so perfect for them. And I hear Ashley Cole is finished at LA Galaxy....

Nasri is the absolute model West Ham signing.

Complete has-been? Tick
Injury-prone? Tick
Utter ****? Tick

Perfect.

 

[class of 62]

I would happily take Fabregas.

So would I.. And happily get the nearest corner post and stick it so far up his arse the flag end would stick out of his nostril

 

[dirtyh]

So would I.. And happily get the nearest corner post and stick it so far up his arse the flag end would stick out of his nostril

spat out my coffee haha

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

Nasri is the absolute model West Ham signing.

Complete has-been? Tick
Injury-prone? Tick
Utter ****? Tick

Perfect.

Has he attended any EDF marches recently?