Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[thebenjamin]

Rice is quality

 

[Woland]

Paper talk again on Nasri. €80k p,wk Ban expires 31/12

Papers, like West Ham, don't have any imagination.

 

[spurs mental]

Rice is quality

Prefer pasta myself

 

[whitechina]

After lasangagate I'm converted to rice

 

[spurs mental]

Few live ones around today

 

[mark87]

Few live ones around today

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If you come 2nd or 3rd you may as well come 14th? What utter drivel is this?

And how are well obsessed with them? They're the ones trying to make a rivalry with us.

 

[Nine while nine]

Few live ones around today

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"To my mind if you come 2nd or 3rd in the league, you're still an 'also ran'. Nobody remembers 2nd or 3rd."

Oh, come now, that's not strictly true, Luke.

People do remember the teams that come 2nd or 3rd.

Now, I admit that, for certain clubs who've won the League, it's not a particularly impressive or memorable achievement. However, for those smaller clubs who've never won it, coming in the top three is part of their history, something of which to be proud, something to remember for decades...

And how do I know this?

Oh, I just checked out West Ham's 'Honours' section on their Wikipedia page...

 

[SugarRay]

Always rely on the happy hammers to brighten the mood.

Discussing how much money they’ll get for winning the Europa next season on KUMB now!

These boys make Liverpool fans seem rational and almost pessimistic!!!

 

[Nine while nine]

For those of you who are interested in an in-depth review of West Ham's finances, then you may wish to read the whole of the following article

http://priceoffootball.com/west-ham-2018-plastic-passion/

For those of you who just come into this thread for a cheap laugh, then just stick to the first letter of the first thirty paragraphs in that article as they spell out a well-known phrase (4, 3, 8, 3, 5, 7)

 

[Col_M]

For those of you who are interested in an in-depth review of West Ham's finances, then you may wish to read the whole of the following article

http://priceoffootball.com/west-ham-2018-plastic-passion/

For those of you who just come into this thread for a cheap laugh, then just stick to the first letter of the first thirty paragraphs in that article as they spell out a well-known phrase (4, 3, 8, 3, 5, 7)

Plastic Passion smirk.

 

[Croftwoodspurs]

For those of you who are interested in an in-depth review of West Ham's finances, then you may wish to read the whole of the following article

http://priceoffootball.com/west-ham-2018-plastic-passion/

For those of you who just come into this thread for a cheap laugh, then just stick to the first letter of the first thirty paragraphs in that article as they spell out a well-known phrase (4, 3, 8, 3, 5, 7)

Gold and Sullivan are dildo sellers

Do I win a prize... Lol que the response Dildo... Lol

 

[riggi]

 

[michaelden]

Did Carroll go to a wedding in a WHU training top?

 

[Lilbaz]

Did Carroll go to a wedding in a WHU training top?

More likely than him to go training in one.

 

[Gb160]

Did Carroll go to a wedding in a WHU training top?

Id hazard a guess that the West Ham team were staying in the hotel that hosted the reception.
And Andy can sniff out free booze like a bloodhound looking for a badly concealed corpse.

 

[TheChosenOne]

 

[Armstrong_11]

glad they didn't win yesterday... don't like seeing them in the top half of the table. they will be claiming a champions league spot next.

i need a laugh.

 

[Flynn]

It was his partners sisters wedding.

 

[Marty]

It was his partners sisters wedding.

He could still have taken two minutes to get changed

 

[Gb160]

He could still have taken two minutes to get changed

He might've, you forget he's a Geordie so would've been shirtless prior to the photo being taken, and very likely shortly afterwards as well.