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Kyras

Tom Huddlestone's one man fan club
Feb 2, 2005
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:lol: weren't in the game from the kick off, absolute shambles
 

Rocksuperstar

Isn't this fun? Isn't fun the best thing to have?
Jun 6, 2005
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Seriously, i've watched games on Setanta, like Frimley Grove -v- Martingford Whitley, or Bunting Cottage -v- Hosepipe Maracas* and have been more convinced of talent than during that game. Thing is, and i know this is one of them cliche's chucked at teams that are failing, their team isn't really that bad, it just seems that none of them care, let alone have any kind of team relationship :shrug:

They have an absolute glut of decent players in midfield with players like N'Zogbia, Duff and Barton, Geremi's not exactly a disaster zone, but it's like their defence are speaking a completely different language.

It wouldn't even be so bad if they'd played well and Utd had just got that sniper finish, the score not reflecting the effort, but Toon looked like they could've conceded more and there were times when Utd started to look a bit downhearted that they'd turned up to play such woeful opponents...

Kev needs to slap himself.


(*disclaimer - these teams probably don't exist, i was just making a point... thought i did watch a game which i think was Forest Green, who had a player with only one arm, which i thought was f*cking brilliant :up: )
 

wizgell

Park Laner
Aug 11, 2004
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Laugh at the best fans in the country? Why would anyone want to do that?....

....I'll laugh at the most deluded football club and fans in the world though...


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
 

Kendall

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Feb 8, 2007
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I found it a strange performance yesterday, because they didn't look bad when they had the ball, it was when they didn't that they just didn't have a clue.
 

joey.leone

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Oct 10, 2005
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i take great satisfaction from the current plight of newcastle. as i have stated in the past on several occasions, i absolutley despise newcastle, as much as arsenal perhaps.

i would love it if they went down, love it.
 

paulspursman

New Member
Oct 19, 2004
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hard not to laugh although i probably got more newcastle supporting mates than any other team

hang on that makes it better dont it

why have i not been taking the pi##?? gotta sort that out
 

paulspursman

New Member
Oct 19, 2004
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on the bbc fixture predictor thingy that gives you a projected league table based on your score predictions, i did all the results and Newcastle came out 19th going down with Reading (18th) and of course Derby (20th) :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

let me stress this was not on purpose i only updated the table when i was finished doing all the results
 

chewie

New Member
Jul 9, 2007
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Keegan took off their best player, Milner and also Barton who was OK - I think Kev's lost it

Their defence made ours (pre Woody) look good! Eek


Good luck Chrissie cos you're gonna need it! :roll:

he took off milner to save him for the next defeat
 

Marty

Audere est farce
Mar 10, 2005
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:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

they deserve all the sh*t they get
 

lilywhitecurtis

Cocknose
May 2, 2005
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Stevie Carr......... :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Probably up there shining all those medals he won! Don't worry steve you could just possibly win a medal next year, in the championship. :violin:
 

Davey-O

is your hero
Mar 16, 2005
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Apparently going to football matches for Geordies is like Southerners going to the threatre?

I don't get it.

I've been to the theatre a couple of times... but I went to enjoy myself - not see a bunch of hopeless losers run around looking clueless embarassing themselves...
 

paulspursman

New Member
Oct 19, 2004
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as they say the only way is up

the only thing going up as far as i can see is their Goals Against and Goal Difference
 

snake1

New Member
Apr 23, 2006
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They are absolutely shite, at the moment. So much for Keegan the 'Messiah.' I hope they get relegated, as I hate them so much. I still remember a couple of tonkings they gave us a few years back.

They are the most over-rated club ever, and they also have the most deluded fans in the league.
 

fieryjack

Well-Known Member
Jan 13, 2006
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Seriously, Kev needs to slap himself.


(*disclaimer - these teams probably don't exist, i was just making a point... thought i did watch a game which i think was Forest Green, who had a player with only one arm, which i thought was f*cking brilliant :up: )

Please tell me he was in goal, they will be my new team, now Spurs are big time :grin:
 
Jan 19, 2006
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They are absolutely shite, at the moment. So much for Keegan the 'Messiah.' I hope they get relegated, as I hate them so much. I still remember a couple of tonkings they gave us a few years back.

They are the most over-rated club ever, and they also have the most deluded fans in the league.

Yep a lot of their fans remind me of them, i just remind them when they last won something and if they won something after tonking us.
 

Coolpudge

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Aug 7, 2006
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on the plus side, if/when Newcastle do go down we could defintly do alot worse then buy Shay Given.
 
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