Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread

[Deleted member 27995]

Ta very much. The responses gave me a chuckle, good bad or indifferent.

 

[Seafordian Spurs]

Fucking hate Liverpool FC so much.

 

[Gb160]

All this nonsense I keep hearing about how Liverpool can't compete with City financially...
They broke the world record for a defender, then six months later broke the world record for a goalkeeper.

...and they still failed, no matter how you dress it up.

 

[Japhet]

Imagine if/when we beat them in the CL final. Will be interesting to see if the media reaction is to focus on our incredible success or mourn Liverpool’s defeat.

Oh, I think we know how that one would pan out. The thought of them ending up with nothing and Klopp cocking up another final is almost too delicious to contemplate. I daren't think about it.

 

[Gb160]

 

[Seafordian Spurs]

All this nonsense I keep hearing about how Liverpool can't compete with City financially...
They broke the world record for a defender, then six months later broke the world record for a goalkeeper.

...and they still failed, no matter how you dress it up.

The smoke blown up their collective arse crack from the media is one thing but then you factor in their ghastly shithouse fans.... *shudders*

 

[Gb160]

The smoke blown up their collective arse crack from the media is one thing but then you factor in their ghastly shithouse fans.... *shudders*

Their fans deserve nothing.

Scratch that... their fans deserve fucking relegation.

 

[Ray_Evans]

Oh dear..

 

[sebo_sek]

Yeah I don't really get the Klopp hate to be honest. I hate Liverpool for reasons I've mentioned in other posts, but I don't really mind Klopp to be honest. OK so he moaned about the weather and stuff but that's obviously just making excuses it doesn't really annoy me particularly.

By far the most annoying thing about him is how certain parts of the media seem to want to brown nose him the whole time and things like that "Klopp Cam" BT Sport had when he first moved over, but that's not really his fault if people are obsessed with him.

TBH Ive found it impossible to dislike him. A real honest guy with a passion for his club on a par with poch

 

[Seafordian Spurs]

Oh dear.. View attachment 49945

They didn't lift the EPL trophey but they certainly lifted the hearts of a nation (who were grateful as fuck the maudlin, arrogant, entitled, insufferable pricks lost out to City).

 

[dirtyh]

97 points, 1 defeat, all that diving, gifts galore and fuck all to show for it.

 

[Mattspur]

Can we start a petition to get Liverpool a trophy for putting the pressure on?

 

[Led's Zeppelin]

A scouser on Radio5 just now claiming Liverpool are technically champions on the flawless logic that says if we went back to 2 points for a win they’d now have one point more than Man City, therefore they should get the trophy, technically.

I think he should get a trophy for perfectly epitomising everything that makes the red half of Liverpool the most despised group of delusional gits in the country. Technically.

 

[UncleBuck]

All this nonsense I keep hearing about how Liverpool can't compete with City financially...
They broke the world record for a defender, then six months later broke the world record for a goalkeeper.

...and they still failed, no matter how you dress it up.

It’s their year next year...??‍?

 

[Cornpattbuck]

A scouser on Radio5 just now claiming Liverpool are technically champions on the flawless logic that says if we went back to 2 points for a win they’d now have one point more than Man City, therefore they should get the trophy, technically.

I think he should get a trophy for perfectly epitomising everything that makes the red half of Liverpool the most despised group of delusional gits in the country. Technically.

Sure it wasn't @Nine while nine on the wind up?

 

[rossdapep]

Right. I need a dispute settling.

My Scouse pal told me two years ago that finishing second is not successful and there's no difference between finishing 2nd, 3rd or 4th.

He told me this when we finished second to Chelsea and I had the cheek to say we'd had a great season.

So who is Right? And how do I put my case across?

 

[Seafordian Spurs]

Right. I need a dispute settling.

My Scouse pal told me two years ago that finishing second is not successful and there's no difference between finishing 2nd, 3rd or 4th.

He told me this when we finished second to Chelsea and I had the cheek to say we'd had a great season.

So who is Right? And how do I put my case across?

It's a tough one and you don't want to tempt fate given the Chumps League Final but you could just punch him in the face.

 

[Gb160]

Right. I need a dispute settling.

My Scouse pal told me two years ago that finishing second is not successful and there's no difference between finishing 2nd, 3rd or 4th.

He told me this when we finished second to Chelsea and I had the cheek to say we'd had a great season.

So who is Right? And how do I put my case across?

Walk away, it will inevitably end with him doing this:

 

[dirtyh]

anyone else the b o t t l e r s tag would be everywhere. 9pts clear over christmas wasn't it and they've ultimately shit the bed, regardless how many wins they've got.

 

[jay2040]

It's good that the Liverpool fans experienced disappointment of losing out on a trophy today as they can build on that when we win the CL.