It’s not enough mate, we need 99% possession each game, 100 shots a game, 1,000,000 passes per game, 10 goals a game, players can only play one touch pass and move, the players also need to all have better hair cuts, they need to all be doing handstands and backflips when they don’t have the ball, goals should all be volleys from the half way line with their weak foot oh and every player should speak 7 languages, otherwise it’s just not the Spurs DNA mate and I won’t put up with it anymore.Yeah, it's not like we have had over 60 shots in our last 3 away league games ?
Exactly when I switched over to check the man.u score fucking serves me right thinking a PL ref would actually keep to time, I forgot there are no rules anymore and we make it up as we do along.
Spurs dna is to play pretty football but generally he a bit of a soft touch. I'm bored of hearing the word spursy.It’s not enough mate, we need 99% possession each game, 100 shots a game, 1,000,000 passes per game, 10 goals a game, players can only play one touch pass and move, the players also need to all have better hair cuts, they need to all be doing handstands and backflips when they don’t have the ball, goals should all be volleys from the half way line with their weak foot oh and every player should speak 7 languages, otherwise it’s just not the Spurs DNA mate and I won’t put up with it anymore.
Over and out.
Probably been posted, but Lucas jumping on the stewards made me lol.
Hey, for some of us - that's all we need!Well 2 minutes really.
Could watch this all night
would love to see a video of Hugo’s response as I didn’t expect him to pop up in the celebrations! Didn’t notice when it happened as I was too busy jumping round like a dickhead
And I thought I was losing it during the game
Kane goal:
2-2, 2-3 -
I also loved the fact that when the third goal went in, Lloris ran the length of the pitch to mob Stevie!I think one of the most impressive things about tonight was that when we equalised, Kane was straight in the net trying to get the ball back to the centre spot and all the players were running back. That is a winner's mentality and no doubt instilled into them by Conte. We equalised and with one minute or less than one minute left, they are still trying for the win. Impressive stuff.
Oi, where that Creative Emoji when I need it!Rodgers: I don't think Tottenham won the game, we presented them the three points
Shove one of them paper clappers right up your bumhole