Huddlestones Hair

[Dundalk_Spur]

Just a thought, how big is this going to be come August???

It's gonna need its own shirt!

 

[mpickard2087]

Hopefully will be another club's problem by then.

 

[Sauniere]

I think the powers that be will have to set up a friendly against a local under 11 girls team and let Hudd play the whole game.

 

[Kinger]

I think the powers that be will have to set up a friendly against a local under 11 girls team and let Hudd play the whole game.

Will they still run faster than him?

 

[parklane1]

Hopefully will be another club's problem by then.

Amen to that.

 

[Kendall]

I obviously appreciate the thought behind it, but it was stupid. A few times this year he hasn't been able to clear his lines with headers because of his hair.

 

[Kinger]

I obviously appreciate the thought behind it, but it was stupid. A few times this year he hasn't been able to clear his lines with headers because of his hair.

What could he have done instead?

How about he cuts his hair every time he fails to clear the first man when delivering a corner?

(I don't know what's wrong with me today; I actually really like THudd)

 

[markiespurs]

Just a thought, how big is this going to be come August???

It's gonna need its own shirt!

Sod the shirt

His hair is going to have to have it's own squad number at this rate

 

[camaj]

I obviously appreciate the thought behind it, but it was stupid. A few times this year he hasn't been able to clear his lines with headers because of his hair.

I've never seen it affect him. He tied it back in the last game so it shouldn't be a problem, if it ever was.

 

[Sauniere]

If he works on it in training over the summer I'm sure there's an opportunity for catching a few defenders unawares at corners with a vicious hair whip. I estimate he could blind 3 with one minor head twitch.

 

[onthetwo]

as Flightrisker commented, his recent performances suggest a cure is more likely to come before a goal!

 

[OmarsComing]

 

[onthetwo]

i cant decide which is worse, the shorts or the bag! Nice one Omar

 

[mano-obe]

If we're ever 4-0 up and have a penalty Huddlestone will have to take it, but knowing our luck we'll be 4-0 up and concede two late goals so we'll need bale to take it.

Actually ignore all the above, we don't get awarded penalties. Sorry thudd you'll have that afro for a couple more seasons!!

 

[fatpiranha]

I think he has a cunning plan to prolong his career at Spurs.

In 10 seasons time he will be so fat and his hair will be so long he will convert to a GK and by wedging himself between the goalposts will form a springy but impenetrable barrier. This will negate the need for us to have any defenders on the pitch at all and we'll win all of our matches by at least 11-0. Other teams will rush to catch up by force feeding sumo wrestlers with Minoxidil but we will have stolen a march on them and we can expect at least 5 seasons of winning every honour available until FIFA finally step in and introduce a rule that all professional footballers must undergo full body electrolysis.

 

[SandroClegane]

if he didnt kick it straight at the keeper for wigan not only would he have a haircut but we'd be in champions league...

 

[ClintEastwould]

haha he really has got quite the gut

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Jesus how is he a professional footballer? He's so out of shape

 

[Legacy]

if he didnt kick it straight at the keeper for wigan not only would he have a haircut but we'd be in champions league...

You're right, it's completely Huddlestone's fault, the bastard!

 

[ilikeost]

Jesus how is he a professional footballer? He's so out of shape

The image is obviously photoshoped...