Match Threads Aston Villa vs Spurs - Match Thread - Day 29

[Lifelong]

half time
Why aren’t Villa getting any shit from the commentators, they have been dogshit

Not according to Gary ‘ talkingbollocksismymiddlename’ Neville....and then it was pointed out they hadn’t had one chance...I’m not for one minute claiming we are bossing this but neither are Villa....

 

[fuzzylogic]

You can end up on Crime Watch for that? Asking for a friend. . .

allegedly yes ?

 

[DCSPUR64]

Great press by Lucas for the goal.

 

[Crow]

"Alright gaffer, we have the lead. So who do you want playing at the back for the 2nd half?"

"I sink in second have Hairry, we play everyone"

"Everyone? What do you mean, gaffer?"

 

[slartibartfast]

There manager looks like one of those guys who are on crime watch for wanking in the woods

Is that illegal?
Oops.

 

[CrazyHeart]

Okay... second half, Jose and the guys will take them apart! And when Bale comes on... hoooo boy, they'll be calling them Aston Bedsit by the time they're through!

 

[barry]

He used to make some horrible challenges and I’d yell insults at my TV, but in recent years he’s cut that out and improved as a player. I’d be happy if we signed him.

I wouldn't. He gives it his all, so people turn a blind eye to his shitness, but he is shit.

 

[Dannyspur]

Jose "Right, don't throw this away, tight at the back. Hugo, you keep hoofing it long and hopefully we won't concede"

or Jose " Right you've been crap, lucky to be leading, we need to attack and score a couple more goals at least"

 

[anydange]

They are really really poor without Grealish, who is a fantastic player

But his Mum dresses him.

 

[DCSPUR64]

Tim Howard is so annoying.

 

[southlondonyiddo]

Neville wanting Mourinho out obviously...


I Think we've done ok first half...hes making out we're shit

Seriously? We looked poor pretty much all over the park. Moura the only player up to speed imo showing some desire and drive etc

Villa are a really really poor side without Grealish. Championship side...

 

[ardiles]

He’s scored but Vini has offered absolutely nothing

Not sure I’d want him on a permanent deal. His goals have mostly been against weak opponents or tap-ins, where the hard work has been done by his team mates,

 

[buckley]

Regards Grealish tracksuit he does know he is going to be seen on TV . For all the flashiness he still one good player and I wish we had him .

 

[southlondonyiddo]

But his Mum dresses him.

Shocking!

 

[anydange]

Tim Howard is so annoying.

is his suit still too tight and beard too long?

 

[shelfmonkey]

Anecdotally I’ve heard he’s not a very nice person either, but obviously there’s no evidence of that.

The sort of character we could do with! Sick of seeing 11 pussies in Spurs shirts!

 

[idontgetit]

Who dipped their cock in Neville's pre-match pint by the way?

 

[Indisguise]

Grealish clearly hoping to become the next Beckham minus the fashion sense.

 

[Jamturk]

Lucas excellent.

A few tired legs out there which is understandable.

Lo Celso off the pace, again to be expected.

 

[southlondonyiddo]

Merson is a prick. Jose won’t be happy with that 1st half performance. Looks like he’s fuming to me