An open letter from Norman Giller to Mauricio Pochettino

[IfiHadTheWings]

Dear Señor I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last open letter I ever publish
It's been six days and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two open letters;
I even saw some dude started a thread on SC about it
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 30 in a residential area
Hey Poch, I drank a yerba maté, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by the Cadbury's Gorilla, "In the Air Tonight"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then the guy saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I had two beers in the sun, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy signed photo or a tweet
I hope you know I deleted you on FM in-game editor
I love you Poch, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Poch; [*screaming*] Shut up Marcelo! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Poch, that's Bielsa screaming in the trunk,
But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if he gets carsick he'll suffer a bit, and then he'll throw up too
Well, adios, I'm almost at the Lane now
Oh shit, how'm I supposed to find a parking space?
[car tires squeal][CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [airbag bursts out]

Killing me...slow clap

 

[nailsy]

I gave your post a Friendly rating cos I couldn't find the "Not In A Million Years" one.

Go on. You could tell him about his cat!