An open letter from Norman Giller to Mauricio Pochettino

[IGSpur]

I'm going to tell you about your life, it'll be a bit different to your actual life but I prefer my version.

I was wondering why he was telling him about who Biesla was and what bits of his game Poch incorporated, I get the impression Poch already knows

 

[MichaelPawson]

Maybe he should've tried a closed letter instead.

 

[Misfit]

Ghey.

 

[CosmicHotspur]

Ghey.

50 shades of...

 

[Geyzer Soze]

Oh Uncle Norm

 

[Strikeb4ck]

I would wait until we make it through a Prem season when all the big boys are really in it, I don't want to discount any of Poch's work but I feel next season is going to be the real test.

 

[nuttynoah]

the shame of it

 

[Hoops]

Its like the spurs version of stan by eminem

 

[Mouse!]

Its like the spurs version of stan by eminem

Dear Señor I'm-Too-Good-To-Call-Or-Write-My-Fans,
this'll be the last open letter I ever publish
It's been six days and still no word - I don't deserve it?
I know you got my last two open letters;
I even saw some dude started a thread on SC about it
So this is my cassette I'm sending you, I hope you hear it
I'm in the car right now, I'm doing 30 in a residential area
Hey Poch, I drank a yerba maté, you dare me to drive?
You know the song by the Cadbury's Gorilla, "In the Air Tonight"
about that guy who coulda saved that other guy from drowning
but didn't, then the guy saw it all, then at a show he found him?
That's kinda how this is, you coulda rescued me from drowning
Now it's too late - I had two beers in the sun, I'm drowsy
and all I wanted was a lousy signed photo or a tweet
I hope you know I deleted you on FM in-game editor
I love you Poch, we coulda been together, think about it
You ruined it now, I hope you can't sleep and you dream about it
And when you dream I hope you can't sleep and you SCREAM about it
I hope your conscience EATS AT YOU and you can't BREATHE without me
See Poch; [*screaming*] Shut up Marcelo! I'm trying to talk!
Hey Poch, that's Bielsa screaming in the trunk,
But I didn't slit his throat, I just tied him up, see I ain't like you
'Cause if he gets carsick he'll suffer a bit, and then he'll throw up too
Well, adios, I'm almost at the Lane now
Oh shit, how'm I supposed to find a parking space?
[car tires squeal][CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [airbag bursts out]

 

[DotNetCoder]

Is this a troll article? I really hope so...

 

[jamesc0le]

Well, adios, I'm almost at the Lane now
Oh shit, how'm I supposed to find a parking space?
[car tires squeal][CRASH]
.. [brief silence] .. [airbag bursts out]

the best

 

[faymantaray]

Cringe on toast but I found the bit about the ballet dancers interesting..

 

[Matthew Wyatt]

Oh dear, the sentimental old fool must've been over-tired and a bit drunk and then forgotten he'd posted it online.

You and Bill would have got on like a casa on fire.

*criiinge*

 

[Gassin's finest]

I love this thread.

 

[nailsy]

Can we let @Arnoldtoo write our one?

 

[Bobbins]

That is some ghey-ass shit right there.

 

[Arnoldtoo]

Can we let @Arnoldtoo write our one?

I gave your post a Friendly rating cos I couldn't find the "Not In A Million Years" one.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Our manager who came from heaven,
Pokkettino be your name.
Thy kingdom come.
Thy will be done on White Hart Lane,
as it is in heaven.
Give us this day our daily goal.
And forgive us our whining,
as we forgive those
who whine against us.
And lead us not into relegation,
but deliver us from Arsenal:
For thine is the kingdom,
and the power, and the glory,
forever and ever.
Amen.

 

[IfiHadTheWings]

Ghey.

Quality work

 

[IfiHadTheWings]

50 shades of...

Exact response i would have went for...nailed it.