A Song for Son.....

[Gbspurs]

Bit racist that, ain't it?

(Please note that is total sarcasm and is only in response to other posts on here)

We better not sing "a team of heung-min son's" then, especially when he is playing for South Korea!

 

[Gbspurs]

If he plays shit we can sing

'You're no Son, you're no Son of mine...'



* for the youngsters amongst us, that's a Genesis tune.

** for the non music loving religious types amongst us, Genesis wasn't just bible related.

*** for the dyslexic amongst us, Genesis doesn't mean several mixed race, always-to-blame ex Tottenham & Newcastle midfielders.

Creating a song to slag of a player is probably the most spursy song I can imagine tbf!

 

[TheChosenOne]

In the words of John Lydon's P.I.L. .... this is not a love son(g) ...

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

It still pains me that the song for one of our greatest ever captains was predominately about Sol Campbell.

And now it has John Terry in it.

Why can't we have just a song about us our player?

 

[Col_M]

To the tune of sunshine on a rainy day (90's lot will know it.....)

Son strikes on a rainy day
Makes my cock, makes my cock
Jizz, jizz, jizz away.

Yes. It has to be raining for that chant to work

That made me think of the Gay Anthem....

It's Son Heung Min
Alleluia It's Son Heung Min
Shot, Pass, Tall and Mean
rough and Tough he keeps me keen

God bless Pochetino.
He must be a Yiddo too

You all know the rest, don't deny it.

 

[Leigh Hellier]

Summer Son -Texas

Here comes Heung-min Son
to cause you pain
He'll score again,
all season through. or (all over you, No-thing you can do) - not sure about this bit.
then la la la lalala. (to the bell chimes in the song)

 

[Time for Heroes]

One Son, we've only got one Son...

 

[bomberH]

One Son, we've only got one Son...

Would be perfect if he was Chinese.

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

His name is Heung Min Son
He came from Ger-Ma-nyy
And he can play
What can he play?
I play Totten-ham

Totten-Totten-Totten-ham
Totten-ham Totten-ham
Totten-Totten-Totten-ham
Totten Totten- ham

(Music man, obviously...)

 

[KingKay]

To the tune of Sinitta - So Macho

"Son Heung Min,
He's got to be,
Son Heung Min,
He's got to be big and strong,
enough to turn me on"

Repeat.

 

[Gbspurs]

His name is Heung Min Son
He came from Ger-Ma-nyy
And he can play
What can he play?
I play Totten-ham

Totten-Totten-Totten-ham
Totten-ham Totten-ham
Totten-Totten-Totten-ham
Totten Totten- ham

(Music man, obviously...)

I like the idea behind this one but I think you should try and work it's so instead of
Totten-Totten-Totten-ham for the chorus it's Heung-min, Heung-min, Heung-min Son as then it feels more like a player chant.

 

[Gbspurs]

To the tune of Sinitta - So Macho

"Son Heung Min,
He's got to be,
Son Heung Min,
He's got to be big and strong,
enough to turn me on"

Ok you start and we will join in

 

[KingKay]

To the tune of Sinitta - So Macho
"Son Heung Min,
He's got to be,
Son Heung Min,
He's got to be big and strong,
enough to turn me on"
Repeat.

Ok you start and we will join in

All together now ....

Son Heung Min,
He's got to b.....

 

[wrd]

can't we do the Mike Bassett song? -
It's on me 'ead son, not off me 'ead son

 

[kremlyn]

OK. German pal of mine tells me there was a song heard at the lane that went.

He'll shoot
He'll score
He'll eat your labrador

 

[Hazelton]

Loving all these creative efforts, but you know it'll end up being "Sonny, Sonny cool" or something like that.

 

[onthetwo]

best thread in a long time......
If we get the drummer back we can have: -

(BOM BOM, bom, bom , bom, bom, bom) "SON!!"

 

[Gbspurs]

Loving all these creative efforts, but you know it'll end up being "Sonny, Sonny cool" or something like that.

Or "Heung-min Son whoa ooh"

 

[Hazelton]

"Heung-Min Son,
When he's fit to play, select him."

To the tune of Re-Rewind by Artful Dodger.

 

[Gbspurs]

"Heung-Min Son,
When he's fit to play, select him."

To the tune of Re-Rewind by Artful Dodger.

I like it.

.... Heung-min Son all over your (boink)