A Song for Son.....

[Bulletspur]

Bit racist that, ain't it?

(Please note that is total sarcasm and is only in response to other posts on here)

Please explain as way over my head!

[EDIT] Dont bother as I get it now! That other thread

 

[Yid-ol]

Wouldn't want to say the best since Ledley King even if it's a good rhyme. That kind of song needs to be earnt over time.

The best I have seen (think it was on here when we were after him) was a song for our forward line:

Nice one Harry,
Nice one Son,
Nice one Chadli <or whoever else is playing up top or has just scored>
Let's have another one.

I particularly like songs that refer to multiple players in one song.

That would be me that made that one

 

[midoNdefoe]

Sun King by The Beatles...

Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh...
Here comes the Son Ming
Here comes the Son Ming
Everybody's laughing
Everybody's happy
Here comes the Son Ming

Quando paramucho mi amore de felice carathon
Mundo paparazzi mi amore cicce verdi parasol
Questo abrigado tantamucho que canite carousel

The verse might not catch on....

 

[chinaman]

To the tune of sing a song of sixpence

"Sing a Son of six pence the Tottenham faithful cry
The gunners will not catch him even when they try
When the game is over we will start to sing
He is now our best Son, the best since Ledley King"

(Couldn't find word that rhymes with Bale)

Great. Hope this will be sung when we beat the Arse and Son scores.

 

[thelak]

I'm walking on sonshine (whoa oh)
I'm walking on sonshine (whoa oh)
I'm walking on sonshine (whoa oh)
And don't it feel good (HEY!) Alright now

 

[hatch]

"we have joy we have fun, watching goals from Heung-Min Son"

 

[mil1lion]

Its on me head Son, not off me head Son

 

[TheChosenOne]

Aw Shucks folks, some cringing offerings there.

I love it when you all try to get a new song you can sing at home watching the telly box with yer tissues and popcorn.

Over the last 9 and 3/4'years I have provided so many songs I am known as the choonmaster !

Or is it the loon master ?

Anyways ....

It has to be, definitely has to be

Gertcha .. by those Tottenham Evergreens called Chas & Dave

Must have been made before SHM was even born !






Contribute
Chas & Dave:Gertcha Lyrics
This song is performed by Chas & Dave.

Now there's a word that I don't understand
I hear it every day from my old man
It may be Cockney rhyming slang
It ain't in no school book
He says it every time that he gets mad
A regular caution is my old dad
Rub the old man up the wrong way, bet your life you'll hear him say

Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!

When the kids are swinging on the gate
Gertcha!
When the paperboy's half an hour late
Gertcha!
When the pigeons are pecking at his seed
Gertcha!
When the barker (?) starts digging up his weeds (?)
Gertcha!

Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Bar stool preaching
That's the old man's game!

Now the old man was a Desert Rat
Khaki shorts and a khaki hat
How me mother could have fancied that
I just don't know
But when the enemy came in sight
They gave up without a fight
They rubbed him up the wrong way
This is what they heard him say

Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!

When me rock and roll records wake him up
Gertcha!
When the Poles knock England out of the cup
Gertcha!
When the kids are banging on his door
Gertcha!
When the barman won't serve him any more

Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Bar stool preaching
He's always been the same!

(piano solo)

Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Gertcha!

When the dog's left a message on the step
Gertcha!
Lester Piggott, when he lost it by a neck
Gertcha!
When me brother kicks the toes out of his shoes
Gertcha!
When the houseflies are flying round his food

Gertcha, cowson, gertcha
Bar stool preaching
He's always been the same!

Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!

Gertcha!
When me mother says he can't go down the pub
Gertcha!
Sister's boyfriend put his sister up the club
Gertcha!
When the tomcats, when they're kicking up a din
Gertcha!
Tottenham Hotspur couldn't get one in
Gertcha!
When me mother locks him out of the flat
Gertcha!
When it's raining and he can't find his hat
Gertcha!
In the mornings when his motorcar won't go
Gertcha!
Next-door neighbour, when he won't give him a tow
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!
Gertcha!

 

[tdk101]

A simple one from "come Over" by Clean Bandits

Hey come over
Mi want you score
Tired of the rainy days
You bring me
Son, son, son, son shine
You bring me
Son, son, son, son shine

 

[Led's Zeppelin]

Another plug for my personal favourite, if only for that wondrous rhyme:

You are my Son Heung
My only Son Heung
You make me happy
When skies are grey
Plays with Vertonghen
He hates Kim Jong Un
Please don't take my Son Heung away.

I

 

[Davious]

Beatles - Here comes the Sun

Here comes the Son do do do dooo
Here comes the Son HEY! HEY! HEY!
*rinse & repeat*

Short and simple

 

[AW?]

The only one who could ever teach me
Was the Son of a Tottenham man
The only player that could ever beat me
Was the Son of a Tottenham man
Yes he was, he was
Ooh, yes he was

 

[dudu]

Before we signed him, I saw this on Twitter, and I still think it's pretty decent.

You are my Son Heung
My only Son Heung
You make me happy
When skies are grey
Plays with Vertonghen
He hates Kim Jong Un
Please don't take my Son Heung away.

please lets have this one rocking at WHL

I love it

 

[wishkah]

Sonthings gone airy with son of these suggestions.

 

[Bulletspur]

Sonthings gone airy with son of these suggestions.

Oh boy, There is always one!

 

[HotspurFC1950]

we've got a Son that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
we've got a Son that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
we've got a Son that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
we've got a Son that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
we've got a Son that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
we've got a Son that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves
we've got a Son that will get on your nerves, get on your nerves, get on your nerves

Can you repeat that please.

 

[tony_parkes]

The Animals - Heung-min Son

There is a player in North London
They call him Heung-min Son
And he has been the ruin of many a poor team
And God, your team is one

His manager has hamster cheeks
He sent Heung-min on
His chairman was a baldy man
Lots of money he spent on Son

Oh mother, tell your children
There's no better than Heung-min son
Don't Spend your lives in sin and misery
Don't support the Arsenal scum

Well, I got one foot on the platform
The other foot on the train
I'm goin' back to North London
To see Son cause them pain

Well, there is a house in North London
The home of Heung-min Son
And he's been the ruin of many a poor team
And Arsenal are one

(Needs a bit of work perhaps, particularly the 2nd verse!!, feel free to edit)

 

[0-Tibsy-0]

Come on, Turn up the SON
Turn it up for everyone
Kane Son Lamela
Kane Son Lamela

 

[bomberH]

Son, Son, wherever you may be
Came to Spurs from Germany
He scores for fun & he's so happy
You Judas **** with HIV

^^ important note: this must only be sung if he joins Arsenal midway through the chant. If he doesn't, maybe change the last line to 'I want him to make love to me'.

^^ again, very important that if you do use the alternate ending 'I want him to make love to me' make sure you use the word 'him' instead of 'Son' otherwise you'll be singing about wishing your Son would make love to you. And while that's ok in Dagenham, it's frowned upon elsewhere.

For the PC brigade, I don't really advocate songs about HIV unless it's about pharmaceutical CEO's who raise prices for HIV pills by 5,500% overnight. Oooooooh, bringing 'chat' into 'Spurs chat'. #rebelnerd

 

[Gbspurs]

If any players songs mention them lot from down the road ,it automatically gets a big thumbs down from me.

It still pains me that the song for one of our greatest ever captains was predominately about Sol Campbell.