1. We finish in the top five
2. We stop conceding matches from winning positions
3. Gollini will be first choice keeper by Christmas
4. Holjberg will be made on-field captain
5. Harry Kane will be top scorer - for Manchester City.
1. Romero gets a red card in one of his first 3 matches.
2. Alli scores over 10 league goals but the debate about his efficacy continues.
3. Reguilon gets 10+ assists.
4. Tomiyasu becomes a massive fan favourite (if he actually signs!)
5. People begin to question Hojbjerg's role in the team as Skipp becomes the first choice no.6
1) We'll have the 3rd best defensive record in the league
2) We'll have the 4th best goals scored in the league
3) Kane will win the golden boot with us again
4) Son will win PFA POTY
5) We'll win a trophy
1) Dele will have a good season
2) We will surprise everyone and finish in the top four.
3) Lloris will end his Spurs career with a trophy.
4) Levy will turn up to a game wearing a toupee after losing a bet with the ghost of Keith Chegwin.
5) Mourinho will get sacked from Roma, and spend the second half of the season sniping about us on Sky as a pundit.
1. We are in a title race and finish 2nd
2. Jose’s Roma beat us in the final of the Conference League
3. We beat Villa in the final to win the FA Cup
4. Lucas wins our player of the season
5. Sanchez stays and becomes a mainstay alongside Romero
1. Kane will be fucked off out of the club.
2. Dele will be player of the season.
3. Messi will have a falling out with Poch, leave PSG, join Spurs, and be introduced to the fans by abseiling off the Dare Skywalk Edge.
4. All the squad profess their love and admiration for the new manager by growing huge Nuno beards.
5. Barca and Real start the ESL after all. Spurs are relegated.
1. Kane stays and finishes the season on 265 goals (one short of Greaves) and then demands a transfer
2. We reach the Carabao Cup final but 5 days before, Levy sacks Nuno as Poch has been sacked by PSG. We lose the final.
3. Ndomblele does not start a game but Levy refuses to sell him for a penny less than £60m
4.We reach the Europa Conference final but Levy sacks Poch 3 days before because Pep has been sacked by City. We lose the final.
5. We make it into the Conference for another year on a final day last minute goal scored by Sissoko which ousts Arse from Europe
1. Aurier stays and plays the majority of games and succeeds in breaking the PL foul throw record.
2. We start with Skipp in the team but struggle for goals so he is sacrificed for another attacking player. He is limited to cup games for the rest of the season.
3. Kane stays but fails to score in the league until December.
4. Romero wins player of the year award.
5. We don’t progress beyond the semis in any cup and finish 7th in the league - 4 places ahead of Arse
1. Sanchez will form a good partnership with Romero and have a good season.
2. Lucas will put up 20 G/A in the Premier League.
3. Tanganga will make 25+ league appearances.
4. Kane will stay and have a fairly average season.
5. Scarlett will score more than one goal in the Premier League.
1. Nuno shocks everyone by shaving off his beard but keeping the moustache.
2. Son out scores Kane.
3. Dele moves to a new club in January
4. Gil is the most fouled player in the league
5. Winks, Doherty, and Sissoko win us the ECL.
1. Kane will eventually be sold
2. We’ll be in a relegation battle
3. Son will say he wished he was doing military service
4. City will win the league and Kane will say it’s the best thing he’s ever done
5. We’ll lose the Mickey Mouse final to Mourinho's Roma
1 - Kane will be at Spurs for whole season, knuckle down and get 20+ goals but will be constantly linked with moves away from the club
2 - Gil will be this seasons N'Jie. Couple of runs as a sub but won't get the mins required to make a real impact
3 - Lo Celso will be our biggest (good) surprise stepping into Ndombeles role
4 - Lucas will have his best season yet for us due to finally understanding that it's better to pass than blindly run at players
5 - Romero will take on a 'Marmite' role of being loved by some but hated by others due to giving away too many freekicks in dangerous areas
1. Lo Celso will have a great season
2. We'll come top 4.
3. Tanganga and Skipp establish themselves as first team regulars.
4. We won't sign another CB and one of Davinson/Dier will have a brilliant season next to Romero.
5. Son wins golden boot.
BOLD predictions lads come on! "We'll challenge for the top 4" - well I'd like to think that's a given. ?
1) We'll finish in top 4
2) Doherty will have a good season and be considered a solid squad member at the end
3) We'll win the ECL
4) Hojbjerg will score 5+ Premiership goals
5) Bryan Gil will score 15+ goals - all comps
1. This becomes PEH’s team
2. Skippy will be among those considered for YPOTY
3. Lo Celso will be our player of the season
4. Japhet will get an England call up
5. Dier and Winks stay, and actually are much improved compared to last season
1). We will have our worst season since 2008-09.
2). We will finish in the bottom half of the table.
3). Ndombele will be frozen out by Nuno and will end up going to PSG in January for a fire-sale price somewhere in the neighborhood of 25mil.
4). One of Skipp or Lo Celso will suffer a season-ending- and possibly career-ending- injury, leaving our central midfield barer than our selection of Forwards behind Kane.
5). Oh and of course Kane will be sold (for 140mil) and will not be directly replaced, but rather a wing-Forward-type that can play Striker will be acquired- some Bulgarian or Romanian guy who will play like a taller, thinner Soldado
Oh and yes- as a matter of fact I happen to be great fun at parties.
1. Kane is sold after the City game for ≈ £120M
2. Son will start the majority of games up-front
3. Scarlett will score a goal in the Conference League final
4. Spurs runners up in FA Cup
5. Spurs finish 6th in the League
1, We will be the most in form team after Xmas to the end of the season.
2, We will go out of every cup on pens.
3, Scarlett will score 9 goals for us this season.
4, Doherty will be our most improved player.
5, We will do the double over Liverpool.
*6, If we sell Kane, we’ll realise how irreplaceable he is and finish 11th.
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