Boxing thread?

$hoguN · Apr 21, 2019

L.S.U.Yiddo said:
What does everyone else think - dick or thigh?

Either way he is a) an absolute pussy, b) a coward and c) a shite boxer still living off a massively controversial win against a past it Barrera.

Let’s wait to hear him call out Mayweather or someone else who is retired... ?

Rocksuperstar · Apr 21, 2019

It's not even the punch that gives this one away - anyone who's ever taken a nut-shot will spot the error (and, lets face it, it's the nuts that make all the racket, a shot to the wang doesn't drop you like that). When he's talking to his corner, where's he nursing?

Anatomy isn't my strong point but you take a cock-chop and after about ten seconds the pain isn't in your balls, it's in your guts, then as time moves on it sort of centres out and you feel like you need to poo out the testicle that appears to be pulsing to dubstep.

Not once did I see him nurse where the pain would be realistically, he just seem to nurse his member a bit. Bottled it once he realised he was out of his depth, imo.

Shame.

$hoguN · Apr 21, 2019

Rocksuperstar said:
It's not even the punch that gives this one away - anyone who's ever taken a nut-shot will spot the error (and, lets face it, it's the nuts that make all the racket, a shot to the wang doesn't drop you like that). When he's talking to his corner, where's he nursing?

Anatomy isn't my strong point but you take a cock-chop and after about ten seconds the pain isn't in your balls, it's in your guts, then as time moves on it sort of centres out and you feel like you need to poo out the testicle that appears to be pulsing to dubstep.

Not once did I see him nurse where the pain would be realistically, he just seem to nurse his member a bit. Bottled it once he realised he was out of his depth, imo.

Shame.

He was just looking for an excuse to quit before Crawford did him some real damage. Absolute pussy should have had the stones to quit on his seat and just wear that he was beaten by the better man

poc · Apr 21, 2019

Weird old finish I mean I wouldn't label khan a quitter he's been smashed up a few times and been in tough fights but maybe he just doesn't have enough hunger to knowingly absorb the kind of punishment that was coming his way anymore. Never had the chin to really fight at top level anyway should retire.

poc · Apr 21, 2019

L.S.U.Yiddo said:
What does everyone else think - dick or thigh?

Groin ?

Krule · Apr 21, 2019

L.S.U.Yiddo said:
What does everyone else think - dick or thigh?

Definitely a "Llorente"........,hip

Paolo10 · Apr 21, 2019

Over the years, I've taken a few shots to the groin, knees from drunken girls and lots of footballs (including a Mitre Multiplex, which was by far the worst), to date I've not taken a shot in the groin area from an undefeated lb for lb #1 World contender.

Maybe you're being a wee bit harsh as soft as the TKO looked. Tbh Crawford didn't really look outstanding either in the fight IMO, although never looked in any trouble either.

Rocksuperstar · Apr 21, 2019

Is it possible, Khan might be the first fighter to be forced to retire due to a glass cock?

Paolo10 · Apr 21, 2019

Roshambo South Park rules for the next world title.

Rocksuperstar · Apr 21, 2019

Just watching the last round again and while I can acknowledge that your prize fighter is going to be a bit tougher than your every day Joe, there is no way Khan is nursing a busted nut there - that is not the face of a man clenching internally, that's not the expression of a chap trying to come to terms with a ruptured testicle and anything less you can recover from in five minutes, if you grit your teeth.

Sure, it might have been a shock to his system but I don't buy that it was the reason for him having to retire hurt. If he'd taken the five minutes but was still doing squats, pacing around like he'd just got off a horse or even just sitting bow legged on his stool weeping, fair enough, that's a nut shot, but he's not. He's chatting with his corner like he's ordering lunch. Nah, can't swallow that excuse i'm afraid.

$hoguN · Apr 29, 2019

Surprised they haven’t found a Miller replacement yet. I am guessing that they are offering a real small slice of the money (like always).

LSUY · Apr 29, 2019

$hoguN said:
Surprised they haven’t found a Miller replacement yet. I am guessing that they are offering a real small slice of the money (like always).

Didn't Luis Ortiz's reps say they were offering next to jack shit financially? I would guess Michael Hunter is the most likely as they are both with Matchroom.

Regardless, Joshua v Whyte and Fury v Wilder seem to be getting further away. The heavyweight division is in real danger of squandering what should be a memorable period.

Paolo10 · Apr 29, 2019

Still yet to be massively impressed with Daniel Dubois, although time's on his side...always seems to look worried in his corner which is strange for someone who looks like he could rip you in half with a punch.

$hoguN · Apr 29, 2019

L.S.U.Yiddo said:
Didn't Luis Ortiz's reps say they were offering next to jack shit financially? I would guess Michael Hunter is the most likely as they are both with Matchroom.

Regardless, Joshua v Whyte and Fury v Wilder seem to be getting further away. The heavyweight division is in real danger of squandering what should be a memorable period.

Yeah he did say that, and I agree all these big fights seem to be drifting apart. Problem is that AJ is a huge commercial draw at the moment, so Hearn is asking for a huge slice of the money on offer. The problem AJ faces is that he will dispatch the likes of Wilder with ease, so they are asking Wilder to take his last big pay day without wanting to pay him.

Paolo10 · Apr 29, 2019

Not so sure about AJ dispatching Wilder with ease. Wilder is capable of KO'ing anyone (as shit a technical boxer as he is).

Speaking of technique, have been impressed with Kash Farooq at Bantamweight, think he has a load of potential, slick and skillful fighter. Retained his British title last week against an undefeated opponent. His next fight against Lee McGregor (if it happens) should be a belter...both are good prospects IMO.

haxman · Apr 29, 2019

Yeah. Wilder is equally capable of knocking Joshua out. Always said it would come down to whichever of them landed the big bomb first.

poc · Apr 29, 2019

L.S.U.Yiddo said:
Didn't Luis Ortiz's reps say they were offering next to jack shit financially? I would guess Michael Hunter is the most likely as they are both with Matchroom.

Regardless, Joshua v Whyte and Fury v Wilder seem to be getting further away. The heavyweight division is in real danger of squandering what should be a memorable period.

They said that but then Hearn called them out on it and they back tracked. Again Ortiz would be getting his biggest payday by a mile and a chance at the belts he should of taken it.

$hoguN · Apr 30, 2019

haxman said:
Yeah. Wilder is equally capable of knocking Joshua out. Always said it would come down to whichever of them landed the big bomb first.

Wilder has nothing apart from power. Joshua just need to not engage in an all out war and he out boxes him everytime. Even if he did go in to have a tear out 99 times out of 100 Joshua lands first and its game over.

Just seen the news on the Ruiz Jr fight... AJ should get far away from Hearn, if that is the sort of fight that he is making.

haxman · Apr 30, 2019

$hoguN said:
Wilder has nothing apart from power. Joshua just need to not engage in an all out war and he out boxes him everytime. Even if he did go in to have a tear out 99 times out of 100 Joshua lands first and its game over.

Just seen the news on the Ruiz Jr fight... AJ should get far away from Hearn, if that is the sort of fight that he is making.

We'll hopefully see mate. I just don't think it's as clear cut as that.

Paolo10 · Apr 30, 2019

The point is that he has power, AJ's defense isn't great and he's not the complete boxer IMO.

If Wilder connects with one like Klitschko did, I have serious doubts Joshua would get up like Fury did.

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