defoe new women

[paul_1979yid]

:snooty: Nope. I do have some standards.

Ah good on you for having standards. I DO have standards but they are very low. Ask Fordy!!

 

[LSUY]

Ah good on you for having standards. I DO have standards but they are very low. Ask Fordy!!

:lol: Mine are low, just not that low...yet.

 

[Real_madyidd]

Woof!

What a fucking dog. And to keep saying "basically" this and "basically" that. Fuck off, I am not a retard, I can handle as complicated as you can make it, you fucking cumslut-whore.

 

[snake1]

Seriously, guys. Who cares?

 

[paul_1979yid]

Seriously, guys. Who cares?

My GF cares.....

 

[Yidiot]

Woof!

What a fucking dog. And to keep saying "basically" this and "basically" that. Fuck off, I am not a retard, I can handle as complicated as you can make it, you fucking cumslut-whore.

they must have some really stimulating conversations:

"basically jermain, yeah, do you want to stick your neopolitan dick up my arse?"

"definitely, you know."

"basically, make me squeal like a pig, yeah?"

"definitely, you know. say my name, you know."

"basically, jermain!"

"definitely!"

etc.

 

[antiloqus]

JD "fancy some back-door action?"
Bint "you're a little forward arent you?"

boom boom

totally not stollen from the jokes thread

 

[Rocksuperstar]

I can't be arsed to watch the vid but is she from Portsmouth then? Is she a local?

is that her?

 

[bubble07]

danielle llyod is so much fitter