Recent content by SargeantMeatCurtains

  1. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Premier League officially postponed until 17th of June

    Just wondering if anyone can give me an answer to this but apparently that blonde nonce said people can meet in groups of 6 as of Monday. Does this mean Arsenal will be allowed to play at full capacity? Can’t see how that would be fair.
  2. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Premier League officially postponed until 17th of June

    Ah, Tottenham are back! AH FUCK. TOTTENHAM ARE BACK
  3. SargeantMeatCurtains

    The Transfer Wishlist Thread

    So Mourinho uses Aurier as a right midfielder all season and still gets shit thrown his way for poor defending and now you want a LEFT MIDFIELDER to play at right back? Lockdown is turning people insane.
  4. SargeantMeatCurtains

    The Transfer Wishlist Thread

    It’s already been said but given what has happened to this season and the implications it’ll have on this summer transfer window, getting Gedson for 18 months, GLC signed permanently and Bergwijn done in January was an excellent, excellent move.
  5. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Club Statement - Pochettino leaves

    I think Poch is getting off a bit easy here. In fairness nobody in this thread (yet) has slammed Levy for sacking Poch but people do forget that Poch appeared to want out. The Athletic went as far to say that he met with United officials on the motorway before whilst he was still our manager and...
  6. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Club Statement - Pochettino leaves

    Poch just basically sent us the “hey stranger x” text
  7. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Player Watch: Tanguy Ndombele

    Anyone who hates a player because he struggled mentally and physically in a brand new league in his first season is a ****.
  8. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Player Watch: Tanguy Ndombele

    Ridiculously insulting bid from Barcelona. Who the fuck do they think they are? Two injury prone players who the fans absolutely hate. They’re worth at most £30m together. Give us Arthur or get fucked.
  9. SargeantMeatCurtains

    New Nike Kits 20-21

    Perfecto. No doubting the reliability either as it’s clearly being modelled by our summer marquee signing.
  10. SargeantMeatCurtains

    New Nike Kits 20-21

    Chuck a pair of black shorts with this and you’ve got an outrageously nice kit.
  11. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Club Statement - Pochettino leaves

    It’s genuinely fucking me off how people are finding EVERY LITTLE excuse to throw shit at Daniel Levy just because they have an agenda against him. Another example of this bullshit is Levy making an INCREDIBLE gesture by turning the stadium into a hospital and the only thanks he gets is fucking...
  12. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Player Watch: Tanguy Ndombele

    Such a bullshit story. Why would we ever consider selling if Jose was willing to flaunt social distancing rules to train with him?
  13. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Premier League officially postponed until 17th of June

    Nah man, fuck Leicester. Worst fanbase in the league by a country mile. Confirmed it for me when they started flashing 'The Sun' logos at Liverpool fans without provocation. They're ****s and deserve nothing. I'd be more overjoyed that Leicester were fucked over than Liverpool if the season is...
  14. SargeantMeatCurtains

    The Football Quiz Thread

    Kyle Walker
  15. SargeantMeatCurtains

    Manager watch: Jose Mourinho

    Ok, so on this ridiculous logic that we can use things Mourinho has done at previous clubs to ridicule him, I’ll do the opposite. Mourinho has won 13 major trophies since we last won a single trophy.
Top