- Sep 21, 2005
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Big name, internationally renowned German signings ain’t what they used to be
You're lucky. I've been trying to buy one for months and because of the new WLTP testing, have to wait until my exact model has been tested.......the build start week at the moment is the last week of January!!! So end of March is the earliest I'm likely to get it. Not happy at all.
Yep. Kind of puts the transfer window into perspectivePhew, was sweating over this...
Audi? Dammit... hate Audi Drivers.
To clarify, it is possible to drive an Audi and not be an Audi Driver, just as it is possible to not be driving an Audi but still be an Audi Driver, but when the two phenomena align, it's horrible.
Hey, Audi Drivers, stop driving like wankers, please. I guarantee you'd be far more upset with damage to your motor than I would at any damage to mine, so why even put yourself in that situation?
Been lucky enough to own a few Audi's. Have to say, I think it's the best brand of car I've owned.
Had a BMW, soon paid extra and went and got my Audi back after part exchanging. Currently drive a Golf.
German build quality is usually very good.
So you're saying you're fully aware that there are wankers in every car, but you only hate them when they're in Audi's...
And yet it's us German car drivers that are the ones with the problem.... ok
Yep. I'm going by majority here - if I see someone driving like a pleb, there's a reasonably high chance it's going to be in an Audi. I'm not saying this to just bitch at Audi drivers, it's an observable fact.
Just checked the office - shouted out who are the most inconsiderate or worst drivers, all but one shouted Audi. The other shouted Nike SQ5900, which is apparently a golf joke that I don't get and he didn't hear me properly, so we can strike his opinion off the list.
Don't worry though, it's cyclical - this time ten years ago it was BMW drivers, in between there's been a bit of a Merc fetish (Sprinter vans are designed to allow a driver to be a wanker but with the horsepower to back it up), but currently it's Audi drivers by some stretch.
Probably about as long a stretch as a par 5? Is that a good golf joke? I don't care...
Yep. I'm going by majority here - if I see someone driving like a pleb, there's a reasonably high chance it's going to be in an Audi. I'm not saying this to just bitch at Audi drivers, it's an observable fact.
Just checked the office - shouted out who are the most inconsiderate or worst drivers, all but one shouted Audi. The other shouted Nike SQ5900, which is apparently a golf joke that I don't get and he didn't hear me properly, so we can strike his opinion off the list.
Don't worry though, it's cyclical - this time ten years ago it was BMW drivers, in between there's been a bit of a Merc fetish (Sprinter vans are designed to allow a driver to be a wanker but with the horsepower to back it up), but currently it's Audi drivers by some stretch.
Probably about as long a stretch as a par 5? Is that a good golf joke? I don't care...
You're lucky. I've been trying to buy one for months and because of the new WLTP testing, have to wait until my exact model has been tested.......the build start week at the moment is the last week of January!!! So end of March is the earliest I'm likely to get it. Not happy at all.
#prayforspursgirlsYou're lucky. I've been trying to buy one for months and because of the new WLTP testing, have to wait until my exact model has been tested.......the build start week at the moment is the last week of January!!! So end of March is the earliest I'm likely to get it. Not happy at all.
total rubbish
The car you've chosen must have been tested already.He must`ve fancied me then.
Me, "when can i have it"?
Him, "fiery me old mate you can have it 1st sept and no mistake".
He looks a bit like Dick Van Dyke so that`s the way i heard it.
That's only because they were the victims of hit and runs in Audi's...Honda FR-V is the car with most insurance claims to it’s name. Therefore all Honda drivers are wankers!
Not if you'd done that in Grimsby.Brothers just bought a convertible Audi TT.
Went to pick up some fish and chips
just up the road.
Insisted on going in the car
and putting the top down.
Most embarrassing fish and chips
I've ever eaten.