- Aug 24, 2010
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Oh Hank. Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying how shit we are and how we're never going to score or win.
Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying Poch has fucked up by selecting X, Y or Z (That last letter is called a Zed, not a Zee ).
Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying X, Y, Z (again, a Zed, not a Zee) is not good enough & needs to be taken off & sold to the slave trade.
Literally every bloody match thread has a post from you saying we've blown it, we're not going to finish in the top 4, will be lucky to even qualify for the EL, and X, Y, Z are the reason there's AIDS in the world.
But, despite all of that, you come in here to passionately tell us all how our rival supporters are full of shit to call us lucky, by listing the many things this squad has had to deal with this season but still remain in the CL & the top 3.
If your match day musings are genuine, we're surely the luckiest bloody team on the planet.
You're absolutely batshit fucking crazy, no doubt about it. But you're our batshit crazy & we'd not want you any other way.
I fucking love you, Gumbo.
reading post like this makes me even happier I avoid the match day thread