Very Spursy Problems

[THFCSPURS19]

There is this new account on the site that must not be named called "Very Spursy Problems" which has made me chuckle a lot so I thought I'd share it one here. They are so true!

1. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey12h
2. Having to deal with the media portraying Liverpool as title contenders but Spurs season as a disaster... pic.twitter.com/sLvwzEzf8X
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10. Waking up angry each morning there is a story linking Lamela back to Italy...
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14. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey7 Jan
15. Knowing only three things have kept us from being Champions League regulars: - Dodgy lasagne - Martin Fulop own goals - Didier Drogba
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18. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey7 Jan
19. Walking around White Hart Lane on match day and wondering why no one is arresting any of those dodgy blokes so blatantly flogging tickets...
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22. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey7 Jan
23. Wanting to have a soft spot for Everton but finding them slightly too much of a threat.
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27. Optimistically peering over the boards at the Lane, in the hope of seeing the faintest sign of a new stadium.
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32. Knowing exactly why you hate West Ham, Chelsea and Arsenal fans but not being sure where your sincere hatred for Liverpool fans comes from..
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35. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey6 Jan
36. Finding how much Fulham fans hate you so unthreatening that it is simply 'cute'.
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41. Being genuine with the view that Jack Wilshere is a vastly over rated footballer but no one believing you because you support Spurs.
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43. .Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey6 Jan
44. Having absolutely no idea why we signed Bongani Khumalo. pic.twitter.com/XByxM36YkT
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47. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey4 Jan
48. Feeling pride that 5000 Tottenham fans can so easily make more noise then 55,000 Arsenal fans.
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52. Wondering if we could donate Heurelho Gomes knees to Ledley King...
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56. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey3 Jan
57. Feeling desperate for Lewis Holtby to succeed but also not being sure who we should sacrifice so he can play.
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60. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey3 Jan
61. Playing as Spurs on FM14 and instantly trying to resolve our left back issue with a bid for Luke Shaw.
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65. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey3 Jan
66. Still not having a concrete answer when someone asks why we sold Caulker.
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69. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey3 Jan
70. The moment Charlie Adam injured Paulinho we were all like.... https://vine.co/v/hxTzQExAdeI
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77. Always being slightly confused as to why the media ignore our injury crisis.
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82. Having an odd soft spot for Javier Hernandez since being linked to him.
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87. Being excited at the prospect of a "Leandro Damiao" free transfer window.
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91. When a Liverpool fan starts saying Spurs need to get their own scouts... https://vine.co/v/bV5Qjx1HYPM
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97. When someone mentions Theo Walcott you find yourself uncontrollably shouting 'He's just a shit Aaron Lennon!'.
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102. Not being sure why our yearly profits are something to gloat about but always using it as the fall back option to an argument.
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106. When someone says 'But you spent over £100m' having to constantly remind them that in fact our net spend was a positive £2m.
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110. Constantly wishing Dembélé would shoot more often. With a tiny piece of your brain telling you - ' He has goals in him. Somewhere. I think'.
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114. Believing that players who earn twice what we could pay them would love to play for Spurs because of Levy's negotiation skills.
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118. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey2 Jan
119. Still waiting for our well overdue compensation and apology from the FA. pic.twitter.com/fychcm0Cu9
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123. Feeling a slight amount of pity towards Christian Eriksen's receding hair line.
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128. Having no idea how Jermain Defoe developed his 'clinical striker' reputation.
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133. Wanting to punch that mate in the face who is adamant Harry Redknapp should never have been sacked.
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137. Very Spursy Problems ‏@VerySpursey1 Jan
138. Not quite being bothered enough to check if David Bentley is still a Spurs player.
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142. Wondering how our goal keeping coaches kept their jobs after single handedly destroying Robinson and Gomes.
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147. Not being sure whether Daniel Levy is the greatest or worst thing about the club.

 

[carpediem991]

Excellent. Lots of points very true

A few more:

- Demanding two strikers and when we play we all want 4-3-3

- Absolutely gutted when we use two subs because of injury and the last one is Jermain Defoe and not Erik Lamela

- Hope that Kenneth Mc Evoy can replace Bale

- Asking themselves when we will profit from the Real Madrid partnership

- Always asking where these Romanians all come from who vote Chiriches player of the game on Facebook in 90% of the matches.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

I'm ashamed to admit I had to google to check if Bentley was still our problem, I was pretty sure he wasn't but you never know

Edit; what a Freudian slip! I had every intention when I started this post of putting 'our player'.

 

[mark87]

The eriksen receding hair line comment cracked me up.

 

[guy]

I'm ashamed to admit I had to google to check if Bentley was still our problem, I was pretty sure he wasn't but you never know

Edit; what a Freudian slip! I had every intention when I started this post of putting 'our player'.

Go on then, Is he still our player? I cant remember

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Go on then, Is he still our player? I cant remember

You're going to have to sit down for this one and I'll try break it to you gently...

 

[Ribble]

- Always asking where these Romanians all come from who vote Chiriches player of the game on Facebook in 90% of the matches.

Pretty sure the answer to that one is Romania

 

[beats1]

Excellent. Lots of points very true

A few more:

- Demanding two strikers and when we play we all want 4-3-3

- Absolutely gutted when we use two subs because of injury and the last one is Jermain Defoe and not Erik Lamela

- Hope that Kenneth Mc Evoy can replace Bale

- Asking themselves when we will profit from the Real Madrid partnership

- Always asking where these Romanians all come from who vote Chiriches player of the game on Facebook in 90% of the matches.

Daily Mail

 

[yusrisafri]

-wondering why people screw JD for 3 glaring misses in a game and not doing anything else, but keep silent about RS having 3 glaring misses in a game and not doing anything else

 

[EQP]

- Turning some of the best Freekick takers in our team into Football Punters.

 

[JohanTheYid]

- Turning some of the best Freekick takers in our team into Football Punters.

THIS !!! Our shirt is like kryptonite to the finest dead ball specialists in the world

 

[Marcus_spur]

Best. Account. Ever.

Except maybe Dan's twitter ("Has anyone seen Franco? I lent him my debit card to get some biscuits and now he has been missing for a month... the press cuttings worry me'" or something like that).

Nonetheless - found myself laughing out loud inside a cafe, getting odd looks.

 

[fatpiranha]

Brilliant .

Some more possibilities.

Desperately hoping that one day the FA will see sense and ban corners.

Appreciating the finer points of the striker's art such as staying onside and never missing penalties.

Fantasising about a UFC death match between Sandro and Charlie Adam.

Convincing yourself that getting knocked out of both cups by your two most hated rivals isn't so bad as it gives you a better chance of finishing 4th in the League.

Wishing the Swansea board would appoint your managers.

Feeling the 'special relationship' with Real Madrid is like being groomed by a paedophile.

 

[Gassin's finest]

Wondering if we could donate Heurelho Gomes knees to Ledley King...

This...

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Selling a striker a being back to square one again.

 

[hellava_tough]

Wondering if I'll ever see a Spurs manager get 4 full seasons in my lifetime (started supporting in 1990)

 

[hellava_tough]

Selling a striker a being back to square one again.

Yeah, getting 5 or 6 brilliant players together for more than 2 seasons lol

 

[Sp3akerboxxx]

Laughing at Liverpool's 'winning the possession' last season, and then using it as an argument as to why we were just as good as Arsenal in our games.

 

[RuskyM]

Having to deal with Spurs fans who think Defoe is better than Adebayor and Soldado.

Having to deal with Spurs fans who think Lamela is a flop.

Having to deal with Spurs fans who'll celebrate a player they don't like leaving but cry like a bitch when a good player wants to leave.

Having to deal with Spurs fans who'll do the exact same thing when we sell Vertonghen & Lloris in the summer.

Having to deal with Spurs fans who claim a player is a God one week & shite the next.

Having to deal with Spurs fans who legitimately think Harry was sacked unfairly.

Having to deal with Spurs fans who can never give any credit to Arsenal even when they deserve it.

Having to deal with Spurs fans basically.

 

[punky]

Best. Account. Ever.

Except maybe Dan's twitter ("Has anyone sn Franco? I lent him my debit card to get some bis and now he has been missing for a month... the press cuttings worry me'" or something like that).

Nonetheless - found myself laughing out loud inside a cafe, getting odd looks.

What's the handle to that one?