I'm generally pretty shit with song lyrics.
But I will point out that Jan Vertonghen fits quite nicely with 'Rule Britannia', if someone wants to try to try something with that tune.
Chicken dinner!!!!!"Jan Vertonghen, Vertonghen's got nice hair...this song doesn't really work but I don't care."
You can stick Ledley King up your arse
You can stick Ledley King up your arse
Singing we Vertonghen etc etc
This is of course a joke, felt a bit sick writing it.
Or you can have Jan Vertonghen *clapping* to the tune of the Fabrice Muamba/We are the champions chant for 3-1.Let's be honest it will either be 'there's only one Jan Vertonghen' or 'Super Jan Vertonghen'
Carry on geezerJan, Jan, wherever you may be.
You're on the edge of...
Wait. Nevermind.
Ouch but a great first post. Welcome sirVertonghen oh oh eh oh Vertonghen oh oh eh oh
He's over 6ft tall, you won't pass him with the ball
Vertonghen oh oh eh oh Vertonghen oh oh eh oh
He's brilliant in the air, stronger than a bear Vertonghen oh oh eh oh Vertonghen oh oh eh oh
He goes up for corner kicks, scores with a little flick
Vertonghen oh oh eh oh Vertonghen oh oh eh oh