Twitter Transfer Talk

[Montasura]

I used the hashtag #cock to someone, ended up getting followed by pornstars etc

#thinkbeforeyoutweet

You say that like its a bad thing??? I wouldn't mind Sunny Leone following me!!!!

I was randomly listening to music the other night whilst working on the laptop, and shared Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter by tweet...I have since been followed by half a dozen die hard Pearl Jam fans!!!

 

[CJMurray]

Benoit Assou-Ekotto‏@AssouEkotto
There is a big concurrence this year in my team ! But there is only one Disco Benny ! LOL

I s he suggesting we're about to land another (big-name) LB?

JJ said earlier world class player: Phillip Lahm anyone?

1) Would be on a massive wage.
2) Why would he leave Bayern for us?
3) Would probably cost over 20m
3) We will never spend over 20m on a full back.

 

[KingNick]

Benoit Assou-Ekotto‏@AssouEkotto
There is a big concurrence this year in my team ! But there is only one Disco Benny ! LOL

I s he suggesting we're about to land another (big-name) LB?

JJ said earlier world class player: Phillip Lahm anyone?

I think it's got more to do with hair styles - the Huddlefro for one!

 

[Flightrisker]

I think it's got more to do with hair styles - the Huddlefro for one!

Just check out his profile picture.

 

[Misfit]

You say that like its a bad thing??? I wouldn't mind Sunny Leone following me!!!!

I was randomly listening to music the other night whilst working on the laptop, and shared Pearl Jam's Yellow Ledbetter by tweet...I have since been followed by half a dozen die hard Pearl Jam fans!!!

Dude, great taste.

 

[Stoof]

Dude, great taste.

I never thought I'd say this ... less pr0n. More transfer twitter.

Man, I've changed.

 

[Misfit]

I never thought I'd say this ... less pr0n. More transfer twitter.

Man, I've changed.

I don't even know who you are anymore!

Where did Benny hear or read his nickname? Did someone tweet it to him or something?

 

[klinnical]

Aidan Elder @MinistryOfGlove
News from le Parisien on Lloris to Spurs. Personal terms agreed but Lyon president, JM Aulas is holding out for €20m. #thfc offer is €15m

Lyon need the money, we've made a good offer. If they don't want to accept it then we have Cesar lined up as plan B. We hold all the cards in this poker game!

 

[samspurs92]

JJ tweeted me saying on a scale of 1 to 10 of excitement, he is at 8.25.

 

[Diewhingywenger]

A colleague at work has just showed me a tweet saying that reportedly we have been bought up by Gulf Air.

Don't know much about his mate, except that's he quite a well connected Goon.

 

[andyp8080]

george bannister‏@georgebann
Advances on the Lloris deal. In cryptic terms he's struggling to get the lid off the pen.

what could this mean? i am crap at cryptics

 

[greaves]

JJ tweeted me saying on a scale of 1 to 10 of excitement, he is at 8.25.

Marks for artistic interpretation?

 

[greaves]

A colleague at work has just showed me a tweet saying that reportedly we have been bought up by Gulf Air.

Don't know much about his mate, except that's he quite a well connected Goon.

Sorry. This won't get off the ground.
[Monday. lower]

 

[punky]

george bannister‏@georgebann
Advances on the Lloris deal. In cryptic terms he's struggling to get the lid off the pen.

what could this mean? i am crap at cryptics

So one lot are saying personal terms agreed and we're still haggling on the fee. Another lot are saying he has a contract in from of him (hence we've agreed a price) but he's struggling to sign at the terms offered.

So in short, noone knows what's going on.

 

[Pegasus]

george bannister‏@georgebann
Advances on the Lloris deal. In cryptic terms he's struggling to get the lid off the pen.

what could this mean? i am crap at cryptics

I think it means everything is done, just not put pen to paper yet.

 

[vdv112]

A colleague at work has just showed me a tweet saying that reportedly we have been bought up by Gulf Air.

Don't know much about his mate, except that's he quite a well connected Goon.

Mark lazarus ‏@m4rklaz
No idea if true or not, apparently #thfc have been bought by family behind Gulf Air. July 26th Announcement.

 

[Spurger King]

Mark lazarus ‏@m4rklaz
No idea if true or not, apparently #thfc have been bought by family behind Gulf Air. July 26th Announcement.

Isn't that the Bahrain royal family? If that's the case we can stop worrying about shifting our deadwood. They'll all be shot instead, along with any fans, players, managers, coaches or journalists that dare to criticise the team.

 

[TaoistMonkey]

Isn't that the Bahrain royal family? If that's the case we can stop worrying about shifting our deadwood. They'll all be shot instead, along with any fans, players, managers, coaches or journalists that dare to criticise the team.

haha.......................

 

[robbiedee]

george bannister‏@georgebann
Advances on the Lloris deal. In cryptic terms he's struggling to get the lid off the pen.

what could this mean? i am crap at cryptics

This ones easy...he's still got his gloves on...

 

[King of Otters]

Mark lazarus ‏@m4rklaz
No idea if true or not, apparently #thfc have been bought by family behind Gulf Air. July 26th Announcement.

'No idea if true' but I do know when the deal will be announced.

Righto.