The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Thick Cut Edition 29th August 2013

[michaelden]

Fuck transition, let's just do the double

EPL, UEFA, & 1 local cup... I make mine a triple ;-)

 

[Syn_13]

As incredible as this transfer window already is, there will still be some who can't resist a good moan during the post mortem of this summers activity.

We havent signed another striker yet or a left back or a 3rd keeper or a linesman....blah blah blah

 

[harry's chin]

just had a thought, what the hell am i gonna do next tuesday, go back to pimping i suppose

 

[Joeyboey]

Levy for president!!!!!

 

[yozza]

just had a thought, what the hell am i gonna do next tuesday, go back to pimping i suppose

Oh shit! I've been focused on this transfer window so long, I don't actually remember what I'm paid to do any more........

 

[tony0379]

Reckon we'll unveil them all tonight?

 

[dn013]

just had a thought, what the hell am i gonna do next tuesday, go back to pimping i suppose

I start law school on Monday, setting a bad tone for lectures by just reading SC non-stop. But it must be done.

 

[phieffect]

Walker - Kaboul - Verts - BAE/coentrao
Capoue - Sandro (or Paulinho in either of these)
Lennon/Townsend - Holtby/Eriksen/Dembele - Chadli
Lamela

Fecking happy now. I was getting tired of adding optional players... we have SO MANY

you won't like this......... but you seem to have forgotten our super amazing spanish striker

 

[SambaSpurs]

Going of ITK this could be the team:

Lloris, Coentrao(15m), Vertonghen, Kaboul, Walker, Sandro, Dembele, Paulinho(17m), Erikssen(8m), Soldado(26m), Lamela(26m)

Friedel, Chadli(7m), Capoue(8m), Holtby, Rose, Chirches(7m), NEW YOUNG FWD(15m?)

Defoe, Gomes, Dawson, Townsend

Total spend (potentially): 129m

Sell: Dempsey(6m), Caulker(8m), Hudd(5m), Parker(2m), Bale(90m), Adebayor(5m), Sig(8m), Naughton(5m), BAE(7m), Lennon(10m)

Loan: Carroll, Kane

Total Gained: 146m

Team improved and maybe turning a profit again, thanks Bale. Garth Crooks 'Tottenham have sold Elvis and bought The Beatles'.

 

[markiespurs]

just had a thought, what the hell am i gonna do next tuesday, go back to pimping i suppose

It's going to be even worse because of the international break

 

[strader]

Honestly, looking at the TW. there is nobody that has been bought within any english clubs that i would have wished for other than the korean CAM Fu-kin-No-Won.

Epic window to say the least.

Gwan rude boy Levy.

 

[TC33]

you won't like this......... but you seem to have forgotten our super amazing spanish striker

And a keeper....

 

[JayB]

i'm pretty sure i know the club.

Just a thought, I know you are in a precarious situation with your source but perhaps you might be able to feed the goat? That way you wouldn't be directly tied to the info being made public

 

[markiespurs]

I start law school on Monday, setting a bad tone for lectures by just reading SC non-stop. But it must be done.

Inconsiderate bastards, don't they know it' transfer deadline day

 

[kodiak82]

I'd donate now, but will have to wait until after payday as just found out someone has filtered over £700 from my bank account.
(If Arsenal sign a shiny new player, I'll know where to send the police!)

 

[michaelden]

you won't like this......... but you seem to have forgotten our super amazing spanish striker

That formation was in response to a post about if we get Lamela can he cover for Soldado. I believe yes

 

[phieffect]

oh apologies then

 

[HobbitSpur]

We need to record this, all proceeds to the SC Mods!!!

Is this the real life?​

Is this just fantasy?​

Caught in a landslide,​

No escape from reality.​

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Fuck off the Arse,​

Look up to the Spurs and see,​

We’re not the poor boys, we’re in ascendancy,​

Because Bale has come, Bale has Gone,​

Little high, little low,​

But know we've got Baldini, it doesn't really matter to me, to me.​

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Levy, you are my man,​

You’ve had a gun against your head,​

poor old Perez, should be dead.​

Levy, life had now begun,​

and the Arsenal threat has all but gone away.​

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Levy, ooh,​

Did you mean to make me cry,​

If we’re not in the top 3 come next April,​

Carry on, carry on as the next year really matters.​

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Arsenal, your time has come,​

You’ve lost your F*cking spine,​

Wengers Moaning all the time.​

Goodbye, to the Woolwich, we've got to go,​

Gotta leave you all behind to face the truth.​

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Levy, ooh (any way the wind blows),​

Dreams just never die,​

I sometimes wish I’d married spurs instead.​

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I see a little silhouetto of a man,​

Paulinho, & Sandro, will you do the Fandango?​

Your tackling is lightning,​

Very, very frightening He (He).​

(Galileo) Galileo.​

(Galileo) Galileo,​

Galileo Soldado​

Magnifico.​

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We’re not the Poor Boys, and everybody sees that.​

We are the Totteham, Mighty Mighty Totenham,​

Watching all the other teams turn around & Flee.​

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Easy game, easy win we’ll give any team a go!​

United Yo!! You can come and have a go.​

(Have a go!) Bin Dippers Yo! You can come and have a go..​

(Have a go!) You Chelsea Scum! You can come and have a go.​

(Have a go) You can come and have a go.​

(Have a go) You can come and have a go.​

(You can come and have a go.) Ah.​

No, no, no, no, no, no, no.​

(Oh, Villa Boas, Villa Boas) Villa Boas, let’s have a go.​

Beelzebub has a Trophy put aside for me, for me, for me.​

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So you think you can walk in and wave us goodbye?​

Just come to the Lane and we’ll leave you to die?​

Oh, AVB, can you picture it AVB,​

Just gotta take points, just gotta get right to the top yeah.​

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(Oh, yeah, oh yeah)​

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Spurs is all that matters,​

Anyone can see,​

Spurs is all that matters,​

Spurs is all that matters to me.​

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Every way the Spurs blows.​

 

[jambreck]

Oh shit! I've been focused on this transfer window so long, I don't actually remember what I'm paid to do any more........

You don't need to.


You were sacked on Tuesday.

 

[SonicSarr]

Who's Bertoni?