- Feb 1, 2005
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Morning ITK fans
I'm worried that my dyslexic wife is cheating on me. She keeps texting me and saying that she wants to do Alan.
Aaaanyway.........What with all the recent fuss about Levy having a fetish for a late deal, here's a song for you.
DANIEL LEVY SINGS 'TRUE' by Spandau Ballet
So true funny how it seems I can't make them sign, until the deadline which means
I got a rep which will not go.
People will think i'm an arsehole,
People will think......
I bought a striker for the Spurs,
But now we need one again
Why do I find it hard to make the next one sign?
Oh I want the truth to be said
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I love a deal oh yes I do.
With a thrill in my head and a deal on my tongue
Dissolve the negotiations that just begun
Logging onto SC (all night long)
People will think i'm an arsehole,
People will think......
The hair has gone from my head,
Make a signing and be bold
Sit at your screen & I'll make the next one sign
Oh I want the truth to be known
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I have to haggle oh yes I do
I bought a Bentley for the Spurs,
They want a record signing again
Why do I find it hard to make the next one sign?
Oh I want the truth to be said
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
I know this much is true
Huh huh huh hu-uh huh
The ITK's are bastards too
Now people all know that I love a late deal
There's real bargains there to be had
I just want to save the club a pound or two
Now how can that really be bad
This much is a true-hoo
This much is a true-hoo
I know, I know, I know this much is true
And finally.......I saw a poor old lady fall unconscious in the snow today. Well I'm assuming she was poor, she only had 86p in her purse