The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - THE MANIC MONDAY EDITION 2nd July 2012

[Dougal]

When I went to work it was all about to happen today according to SSN. I get home any they haven't even mentioned us. Can someone give me the ITK today's headlines in the style of Jim White?

 

[eddiev14]

Tuntime Tuesday!

 

[Mr Pink]

When I went to work it was all about to happen today according to SSN. I get home any they haven't even mentioned us. Can someone give me the ITK today's headlines in the style of Jim White?

I want to rip that man's throat out....

 

[Dougal]

By those answers I can take it the only big news is A&C topped himself and left this thread to fend for itself.

 

[jamie b]

Not too sure on the Oscar itk tbh.

Lot of money, that.

Especially considering who we could get for similar/slightly more £££.

A hint them please spurvert to keep us goine maybe !!

 

[marvel]

Would guess Oscar is on a list of players to replace Modric, top of which is Moutinho.

 

[BOX68]

BOX68, I'm not sure who you are as I've not see you post much, if at all. But I welcome your views and posts, so please don't hide behind a rating system and just tell me where my post is dumb? You never know, you might be right

Sorry about that loose finger on iPad. Rating removed.

 

[Spurvert]

A hint them please spurvert to keep us goine maybe !!

Mentioned in another thread yesterday I believe mate. Can't say on here as my source doesn't want me passing on his name. Gay.

Feel free to PM me if you like pal.

 

[Breezer]

Would guess Oscar is on a list of players to replace Modric, top of which is Moutinho.

Oscar looks more a Vdv replacement. Moutinho to replace mods.

 

[mattyspurs]

Sorry about that loose finger on iPad. Rating removed.

No worries dude. Thought you were one of those Numpties who have views through ratings only.

 

[Berglad]

Ali Z on COYS saying managerial announcement tomorrow (no press conference) and that there will be a DoF (not Sherwood and not Begiristain)

 

[13VanDerBale13]

Ali Z on COYS saying managerial announcement tomorrow (no press conference) and that there will be a DoF (not Sherwood and not Begiristain)

No Press Conference? WTF SAAN!

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

Ali Z on COYS saying managerial announcement tomorrow (no press conference) and that there will be a DoF (not Sherwood and not Begiristain)

He's half right then.

 

[Stavi]

I was certain that something would be announced today. I've hit re-fresh on the BBC site about 60 times since I got in from work.

 

[tobi]

Press conferences to present manager/new signings are out of date.

 

[HappySpur]

Tuntime Tuesday!

1st will come "Take It Off" Tuesday when we find out that "AirWalk" has bought advert boards around the pitch. You'll be chucking your clothes off to dance for the extra income that will allow us to pay Adam Smith's wages.

Next will come Way Hotto Wednesday when we find out that we are consider talking to a guy who knows a man who once lived next to Otto Hitzfeld. How hotto will Wednesday be. Too Hotto!

Followed up by Thundering Thuckash Thursday where we discover that Vertonghen's childhood name was actually Berol and coincidentally he will or won't be playing at Ajax this coming year. That will all be via tweets which is why this puddy-tat wants you to hold on to your pecker, because you're about to get your FREAK ON!

Followed by Fo Shizzle Friday where we find out that road work will.....WAIT FOR IT....cause delays around White Hart Lane from August 2nd to August 3rd dawgs!...."1, 2, 3 and to the 4. Roadwork will cause delays and that's fo sure."

But that's not all. Because Scintillating Saturday will include more Melt than you can Down with a Pillow. We get our freak on when we learn that Doris has been given a 3% raise and not just in her bloomers. No, she getting some cash and Tesco's will never be the same.

Sunday is the Lord's Day as in Goddamn You Won't Believe How Crazy this is when we announce that concessions will be raised 4% and that Darren Eales likes to relax by singing Kajagoogoo at Karaoke. Too shy shy? Not this guy!

And finally we bring back around, funky style with My God We Have No Manager Monday......and when we tell you that it will just be the tip of the iceberg, we aren't lying, because it's Iceberg Lettuce. And you didn't ask.

I just blue myself

 

[Archibald&Crooks]

I was certain that something would be announced today. I've hit re-fresh on the BBC site about 60 times since I got in from work.

Only 60? Pah! You lightweight.

 

[Mr Pink]

no DOF!!!!

 

[smudger]

Ali Z on COYS saying managerial announcement tomorrow (no press conference) and that there will be a DoF (not Sherwood and not Begiristain)

Does that include hanging out of car windows???, quite looking forward to having such a cool manager, and one who don't really like the press and vice versa, don't think we'll be seeing avb doing bet365 q&a's anytime soon lol

 

[Jay The Yid]

Your spot on mate.

Too many people have been playing FM too often and don't seem to understand the value of 1 or 2 HUNDRED MILLION!!

It's 2012!!!!!

£200m for naming rights for a stadium for a top premier league side is nothing more than the going rate. Think about it. The premier league gets shown all over the world with Spurs being one if it's biggest brands.

It's not mind blowing or earth shattering its just the going rate.

Surely this was always the plan to get this kind of investment. Fair enough it's good if it happens if you believe getting a new stadium is the only way forward for the club.

Earth shattering news it is not.