The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - The Autoglass Edition 20th August 2013

[mark87]

So....much.....ITK......not.....enough.......jizz......in............balls.

In all seriousness though.....I have enough jizz.

But the amount of positive ITK has been monumental, even if Bale goes and we finish with signing Willian then I would be happy with our dealings. Adding Lamela to that as well would be unreal.

 

[dimiSpur]

Just seen Wenger on SSN. He actually looks mad. He's gone from "The Professor" to a laughable figure of fun. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. Twat.

 

[MightySpurs]

ali z:
We are spending Bale money, though that does nor mean Bale don't stay, plan was to buy big and let Bale go next summer not sure where we are with this, if we sign Lamela ....Bale is gone.

You are my favourite whore

...only thing i dislike, is you are such a cheap skank and opening up to everybode here

 

[Moonie]

All we need is Ryan to pop back in with his info, and then, at 11:59pm POTL sticks some info up on COYS. Then, and only then will this day be remembered as "The day of the ITK'S".

God bless em

Edit - Ryan beat me, 1 down, 1 to go

 

[mrlilywhite]

ok when i say mess i mean his mental state for balancing the book for Joe!
I cant see a downside to this as it means we have brought in 4 good players so far plus we keep our gem.

Thanks for clearing that up JJ....had me bloody worried there for a bit!!

 

[vavaboom]

The BSoDL must have erections the size of skyscrapers today.

That's going in the book of A&C's golden quotes. Can't stop laughing

 

[RobjDerby]

All we need is Ryan to pop back in with his info, and then, at 11:59pm POTL sticks some info up on COYS. Then, and only then will this day be remembered as "The day of the ITK'S".

God bless em

Edit - Ryan beat me, 1 down, 1 to go

Part of your wish just came true(Ryan)

 

[mark87]

Just seen Wenger on SSN. He actually looks mad. He's gone from "The Professor" to a laughable figure of fun. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. Twat.

I fully expect Wenger to then end up sitting outside his house and throwing faeces at cars driving past.

 

[plzsm]

So at present on the flanks we have Bale, Lennon, Townsend, Chadli. It looks we are about to spend £30m on Willian who can play either flank or in the middle. Then it looks like we plan to pay a similar amount - possible more - on Lamela, but he also plays on the wing? Maybe he is a Bale replacement or not. It would seem to me that its very strange to pay such a high amount for 2 players who play in the same/similar position? Or am i missing something?? i would have thought another large investment in a top draw striker would make more sense in case for example Soldado gets injured etc. Feel sure I am missing something obvious about Willian and Lamela..

 

[JJetset]

Just to clarify that mess comment again please don't look into as it was used in a jokey figure of speech context which I obviously can't elaborate on how it came about without completely exposing myself (not in the Wenger way)

 

[PhezTHFC]

Phew got through it!!!

Anyways. Pinch of salt in one hand please and the knowledge in the other that I should have probably goated. This is because its fairly obvious whose opinion this is.

1. Andros Townsend and Jermain Defoe are available but neither want to play for QPR this season. Townsend compares himself to Sterling and believes that he can be on the plane to Rio. fair play to him for that, but he wants out.

2. The circles with which my source () speaks in believe that Gareth Bale has not been sold as of today, yesterday or last week. Its also suggested that they expect Bale to NOT BE SOLD!!! Madrid have neither met our asking price nor provided any guarantees that they can make the payments anyway

3. My source also feels that we are spending the way we are because of an interest free loan from Big Joe. We pay him back once the stadium is completed and were top dogs in Europe. (ok I made the top dogs thing up) Our books will look A-OK because FFP doesnt prevent this kind of investment just yet


COYS

Brilliant! I hope like alot of others today this is true!

 

[robin09]

The ITK mood has definitely shifted, with regards to Bale, as the window draws to a close. Seems everyone is doubting Madrid's desire/ability to pay up.

I still can't imagine we will have Willian, Lamela AND Bale here this season. Even Willian and Bale here is amazing!

 

[tiger666]

I've been on here for 8 years. I've never seen a day like this. I hope the next few days see a record in donations. I love you all.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Even JJ has been changing his tune over Bale recently. Let's not kid ourselves Levy wants to sell at our price but it's obviously down to Madrid not being about to put money where their mouth is. Looking v. positive.

 

[Stoof]

This is ITK whoring like back in the day. THIS is what I've always wanted from you all.

I'm so happy.

 

[dimiSpur]

Just to clarify that mess comment again please don't look into as it was used in a jokey figure of speech context which I obviously can't elaborate on how it came about without completely exposing myself (not in the Wenger way)

Must be tiring having to explain every joke you post. It means you're either shit at comedy or we're mad and will take everything seriously.

 

[Benny to Bale]

Just to clarify that mess comment again please don't look into as it was used in a jokey figure of speech context which I obviously can't elaborate on how it came about without completely exposing myself (not in the Wenger way)

Thanks JJ! Wish you didn't have to retire!

 

[$hoguN]

Just to clarify that mess comment again please don't look into as it was used in a jokey figure of speech context which I obviously can't elaborate on how it came about without completely exposing myself (not in the Wenger way)

Let's just hope Levy takes the gamble on Lamela too, and then Madrid pull the plug on their Bale interest (crosses fingers)

 

[HappySpur]

Just seen Wenger on SSN. He actually looks mad. He's gone from "The Professor" to a laughable figure of fun. Couldn't happen to a nicer bloke. Twat.

According to your ratings, I see we have an Arse-hole trolling the thread.

 

[Ed Cohen]

I fully expect Wenger to then end up sitting outside his house and throwing faeces at cars driving past.

The people of Totteridge would NOT be amused!