The Daily ITK Discussion Thread DEADLINE DAY 31st January 2019

[Charlie.W]

500/1 to say "Spurs sign"









Take me to the tables
Take me to the fights
Run me like the numbers
Roll me like the dice

Easy money and 500/1 odds? How much should I lump on?

 

[Hercules]

Batshuyi wants £170k pw and £1m agent fee for a loan. What am idiot

Probably find that’s all his agent’s doing.

 

[ernest_lowrider]

I can imagine a special Daniel Levy dice, which doesn't have numbers on its walls, instead of which it has 'We have tried', 'Lessons have been learned', 'We are happy with the squad', 'The available players wouldn't improve the first XI', 'There is money to spend' and 'The stadium will not be opened until next season'.

So Danny Boy is gonna roll it to know what to say to the press tomorrow.

 

[Indisguise]

I can image a special Daniel Levy dice, which doesn't have numbers on its wall, instead of which it has 'We have tried', 'Lessons have been learned', 'We are happy with the squad', 'The available players wouldn't improve the first XI', 'There is money to spend' and 'The stadium will not be opened until next season'.

So Danny Boy is gonna roll it to know what to say to the press tomorrow.

DL is the Dice Man?

 

[Yiddo100]

Yep- window is conclusively over

When the f*ck did it start

 

[topper]

Batshuyi wants £170k pw and £1m agent fee for a loan. What am idiot

The only club stupid enough to pay that is Chelsea - oh wait, hang on......

 

[VancouverSpur]

I can image a special Daniel Levy dice, which doesn't have numbers on its wall, instead of which it has 'We have tried', 'Lessons have been learned', 'We are happy with the squad', 'The available players wouldn't improve the first XI', 'There is money to spend' and 'The stadium will not be opened until next season'.

So Danny Boy is gonna roll it to know what to say to the press tomorrow.

Or he has a magic eight ball that he shakes when asking if he should make a deal and it comes up with "outlook not so good" or "concentrate and ask again"

 

[Deleted member 27995]

Well it's been whacky, but I think I'm going to bow out of yet another window thread. I guess I should have believed the main man in charge and realised we really were never going to do a jot of business.

Well, fuck a duck, here we are. Enjoy your evenings, mind the snow, toodle pip all!

 

[JCRD]

Vickie Gomersall is looking sexy as hell tonight - ravishing

On Jim White - I hate him

 

[BringBack_leGin]

@Archibald&Crooks i am not a nosey ****, just like to stay informed!

 

[ValonquarCOYS]

Easy money and 500/1 odds? How much should I lump on?

GOAT left out the catch, he means easy money for Sky Bet

 

[GMI]

Vickie Gomersall is looking sexy as hell tonight - ravishing

On Jim White - I hate him

Nah, she ain’t all that. Jo Wilson is by far the sexiest of the current crop.

But, yes, I hate Jim White.

 

[Indisguise]

Well it's been whacky, but I think I'm going to bow out of yet another window thread. I guess I should have believed the main man in charge and realised we really were never going to do a jot of business.

Well, fuck a duck, here we are. Enjoy your evenings, mind the snow, toodle pip all!

Do you leave when we're 3-1 down as well?

 

[Emi]

Sorry but what does the cryptic mean then?

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Sky Bet offering 4/1 on us signing two and Liverpool one

Monumental scrotum oil

 

[belsunz]

Batshuyi wants £170k pw and £1m agent fee for a loan. What am idiot

Would fit in well at West Ham then...

 

[doctor stefan Freud]

Sorry but what does the cryptic mean then?

Nothing under the Christmas tree

 

[matty74]

Easy money and 500/1 odds? How much should I lump on?

In betting terms it’s meabs if you put a pound on you lose a pound

 

[cider spurs]

Sorry but what does the cryptic mean then?

Whatever you want it to. It's how it works, you just twist and stretch to make it fir with whomever or whatever you'd like.

 

[Col_M]

Sorry but what does the cryptic mean then?

I reckon we’ve SOLD VJ at a profit!