The Daily ITK Discussion Thread - 29th July 2015

[russjmills]

im pretty sure @Rob said yakster on ftl is itk, and he posted this a while ago (well six hours ago): Timo Werner looking likely

I wouldn't get to excited about the Yak ITK. he has a mate who works on the sports desk at The Times.

 

[Everlasting Seconds]

Before you go giving out high marks…..

3rd July - The White Cabbage Butterfly is also known as Pieris rapae so the other signing may be Robin van Persie.

Anyway, lets not rehash the whole cabbage thing, people will get upset.

 

[Lilbaz]

If we could get Kramer, Werner and Berahino, I'd think we'd have a good chance at getting top 4.

 

[yankspurs]

Somewhat

I'm beginning to come to the conclusion that there are no cabbages and this whole thing was some sort of ruse perpetrated by you, Rob and JJ to keep us occupied during the slow days. Well played, guys. Well played. A+ for creativity, execution, and effort.

Can we make a deal though? No more of these twisted games your playing.

 

[stewartd]

I wouldn't get to excited about the Yak ITK. he has a mate who works on the sports desk at The Times.

True he's a nice bloke who lives in Liverpool and used to get some info from Benitez.
Also admits to having a very small cock.

 

[St José Dominguez]

Before you go giving out high marks…..

3rd July - The White Cabbage Butterfly is also known as Pieris rapae so the other signing may be Robin van Persie.

Anyway, lets not rehash the whole cabbage thing, people will get upset.

I said that, admittedly whilst out of my mind on cabbages.

 

[JAYSTAR]

And I think Kramer is the big Kraut / cabbage..!! It would be unbelievable if we got these two potential superstars.

 

[Tobyisbest]

I look forward to the day people realise you can have two 'strikers' on the pitch and not play two up front. Werner/Berahino are as much forwards as Jay Rodriguez and Danny Ings are. They are capable of playing WF and ST.

ST - Kane, Berahino, Werner
WF - Chadli, Lamela, Berahino, Werner, Pritchard

Makes perfect sense to me.

Gives me a semi lob on

 

[PieNChips]

And Kramer is the big Kraut / cabbage..!! It would be unbelievable if we got these two potential superstars.

He has to be. Theres a company called Kramers that produce Sauerkraut in Germany. Heres the website - http://www.gkz.nl/uk_overgkz.html

Solved

 

[St José Dominguez]

Loads of positive ITK last few days but still not sure how I'm feeling.
People seen that tampon advert?

"It's 5am, we're still out and it's my period"

Think that might be an apt description.

 

[SandroClegane]

Happy with the Werner news despite admittedly not knowing much about him.

Feels a lot like we're doing when I start a new save of FM. Sell the deadwood/old guys, upgrade the stadium, and then sign young guys with oodles of potential.

Loved the window already but add in Werner/Berahino/McCarthy and I think we're putting ourselves in a great situation for success.

 

[LexingtonSpurs]

I am guessing the Cabbages are just a bet between Rob and A&C.

A&C made some fantastic claim that he could relate any player to cabbages, and Rob called him on it - made him put out the cabbage cryptic, and A&C has to turn the next two signings into cabbages somehow.

 

[St José Dominguez]

I am guessing the Cabbages are just a bet between Rob and A&C.

A&C made some fantastic claim that he could relate any player to cabbages, and Rob called him on it - made him put out the cabbage cryptic, and A&C has to turn the next two signings into cabbages somehow.

I think it's the Bender brothers (we were looking at both but only trying to sign one), same grocer was their mum and one smaller is the younger or shorter twin.
I'm glad it's cabbage that's ruined forever as hated it anyway.

 

[Bware]

If we could get Kramer, Werner and Berahino, I'd think we'd have a good chance at getting top 4.

I will be delighted and amazed if we get one of them

 

[PhezTHFC]

Great news on Werner. Think this kid is destined for the top.

I think you really like this kid!

 

[VoteMe4Prez]

I will be delighted and amazed if we get one of them

Why amazed?

 

[Stoof]

Memory... blondel only got one proper chance against Coventry when pleat returning played him, had a decent game and is one of the few players that I've seen that crossed the ball from wide and from distance on the deck.

I mean this is in the nicest possible way ...

BUT WHAT THE FUCK HAS JONA-FUCKING-THAN BLON-FUCKING-DEL GOT TO DO WITH ANY-FUCKING-THING.

 

[DanielCHillier]

Can someone please with genuine knowledge please enlighten me on timo Werner? Honestly any good?

Have a look in the Timo Werner thread.

 

[dovahkiin]

good news in the ade thread last post page 63 from @Trix

 

[Stoof]

Have a look in the Timo Werner thread.

Exactly Danny boy.

Whilst others would think, "there's no possible way there's an entire thread dedicated to the merits of one particular player", you Danmundo, have absolutely nailed it.

Which is why I give you a Winner.

The rest of you Blondel-burks should take heed. I'm feeling deletey, but not banny.

Let's keep this on topic. If there's ITK discuss it. If there isn't ... please fuck off.