- Feb 1, 2005
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Things seem to be going from bad to worse on the ITK front when we had some random bumping into Levy, (as you do) and another cosy little cryptic on top of more Modric leaving rumours which prompted much wailing and gnashing of teeth. From adults
Yesterday, the wife said to me that I remind her of a chicken curry, I said "why, because i'm hot?" She said yes.
I said to her your like a Kebab, 'Why becuase you Open me up and eat my insides out'
I said "No because your only wanted after 15 pints"
Then the ITK started coming..........
Did I say ITK?Phantom Of The Lane said:When: 15/06/11
Where: COYS
Gonna rain, parka out
Then Roger Morgan with news of a bid for Luca
Cue the angst. Seriously, it's like because a bid went in, immediately, we're selling. There was always going to be a bid, more than likely there will be more bids.Roger morgan said:When: 15/06/11
Where: SO
£22m from Chelsea. Rejected
Then Peanut tried to restore calm by saying........
And at the end of the day, only time will tell.peanut said:When: 15th June
Where: COYS
I've said this dozens of times, so has Harry and so has Levy but he's going nowhere. Spurs player on September 1.
Then I came home early from work and I could hear my wifes screams coming from the bedroom.
I burst through the door to see a man on top of her.
She said, "Er .. er ... er help .. he's trying to stab me"
I said, "Well he's not going to do a lot of damage with his cock. I'll get a knife"
In other news:
Kevin Nolan is having a medical at West Ham. Presumably he's getting his head examined.
SSN are reporting that Tottenham have rejected a £22m bid from London rivals Chelsea for Croat midfielder Luka Modric
Metro are saying Tottenham have been told to pay £18m if they want to secure the services of midfielder Lassana Diarra from Real Madrid.
And Talksport report that Swansea have won the race to sign 19-year-old Tottenham defender Steven Caulker on loan next for season.