Songs from other clubs ...

[Stoof]

Sometimes YouTube is brilliant.

I wanted to know what the Scouse fans were singing about Torres, this one ...

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That is quality, it's just good. It seems to me that we don't come up with songs like that, and that's sad.

But what's more, on a different YouTube thread with this song in it, someone posted this:

I got a tevez one as well:

His neck scars proved he lost his head, Tevez, Tevez
You'll never shag a sexy bird, Tevez, Tevez
You ugly twat,
You Argie ****,
Your heads sewn on from back to front,
Car-los Tev-ez: Herman Munster head

:rofl: Too funny!

Any other good ones?

There's the "Jim Bullard Bullard", better than Steve Gerrard, thinner than Frank Lampard etc. which is good.

Over to you innit ...

 

[mrboombarrakoomba]

gotta hand it to the mancs and scousers, they do have some top songs. what do we have?
stand up if you hate arsenal............ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
and the bloody adebayor chant.........zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

we really need to step it up next season.

 

[Bill_Oddie]

Last night, well, this morning actually, David May (oh, Dear God, when will the man stop? Okay, okay so you bummed a not very good retired footballer, get over yourself you fat, Malaysian expatty bastard) was doing requests in the back of a cab for all the United players songs. His favourite being the 'Park, Park wherever you may be, you eat dogs in your home country, but it could be worse, you could be scouse, eating rats in your council house.'

He doesn't like Scousers.



And just for posterity, I asked Michael Thomas (oh fuck off. I swear if you name drop one more footballer, I'm going to shove a fucking durian up your fat, sweaty arsehole. What a git you are, Bellotti) his opinions on the Adebayor/elephant washing/mother whoring chant. He wouldn't be drawn on whether it was racist, but he did however firmly state "That is some cold shit man."

So there you have it.


NB: This post was brought to you in association with Schizophrenia, the thinking man's mental illness.

 

[Kendall]

Man Utd have some of the most inventive songs going.

The 'that boy Ronaldo song' has been nicked by arsenal, chelsea, liverpool and spurs to create new songs, unfortunately ours is the racist adebayor chant

They have a couple of other Ronaldo ones that are really catchy, most of ours consist of just repeating someone's name or just applying a name to one of the most run of the mill & overused chants ever:

super edgar davids

one aaron lennon

oh tommy tommy, tommy tommy tommy tommy huddlestone

Old spurs songs are brilliant - just a shame a lot of younger supporters (around my age) don't know them and all the new songs are shit.

"dimitar berbatov, dimitar berbatov, dimitar berbatov, dimitar berbatov"

please spare me, that is fucking horseshit.

 

[the_king]

I believe Chelsea came up with it first with...

He came over from the Ivory Coast , Kalou Kalou
He dont do coke like Adrian, Mutu Mutu
He misses chances but we dont care
Cos watford away, we were there
Thats why we love Salomon Kalou

 

[CaptainCat]

Man Utd have some of the most inventive songs going.

The 'that boy Ronaldo song' has been nicked by arsenal, chelsea, liverpool and spurs to create new songs, unfortunately ours is the racist adebayor chant

They have a couple of other Ronaldo ones that are really catchy, most of ours consist of just repeating someone's name or just applying a name to one of the most run of the mill & overused chants ever:

super edgar davids

one aaron lennon

oh tommy tommy, tommy tommy tommy tommy huddlestone

Old spurs songs are brilliant - just a shame a lot of younger supporters (around my age) don't know them and all the new songs are shit.

"dimitar berbatov, dimitar berbatov, dimitar berbatov, dimitar berbatov"

please spare me, that is fucking horseshit.

Maybe. But at least we still have better songs than Arsenal.

 

[Dougal]

The problem is Liverpool embrace Irish folk songs like 'Fields of Athenry' and 'Johnny I hardly knew ya' and they make an easy transition to the terraces. The closest we get to that at Spurs is 'McNamara's Band' but that doesn't quite catch on. Get down to your local Irish drinking hole with a live band tonight and start working on next season's chants :up:

 

[Flatters]

It's great, but there's a lot to the lyrics, so it would take a lot of time for it to fully catch on.

For the record, I like the Dimitar Berbatov chant.

 

[donny1013]

Liverpool have the best i think, Javi Mascherano's one to the White Stripes tune, their Rafa one and their Torres number 9 one. Also like how Man Yoo have knicked the Real Madrid chant and adapted it for Ronaldo, really wish we had that one........... we should just sign Ronaldo :shrug:

 

[DC_Boy]

yep that's one thing Kendall and I agree on - us old uns Spurs song were much better

We are the famous Tottenham and we come from white Hart Lane etc

Glory glory of course

If you know your history - another classic

Super Tottenham from the Lane (bit dirgy - took me years to realise it was to the tune of Sailing - so badly was it sung) still a mini classic

all the great Chas & Dave ones

Ossie's going to Wembley especially

My old man said ... (don't know who came up with that first)


then one of my old favourites to 'Puff the magic Dragon'

We've won the cup we've won the league, we've been to Europe too, and when we take the Stretford end we'll sing this song to you' Tottenham etc

(not that we ever took the Stretford end AFAIK) may be wrong

while on the subject of songs - how crap is the Cup Final singing these days - back in 60s most people sung at least the opening bit of the Cup final anthem 'ABide with Me' it was a fantastic moving part of the final - now it's rubbish (yes I am a grumpy old git