Soldado Done!!!

[kazzah9]

yay

 

[wozzahotspurs]

I have my reservations - he's 28, and 5"8 etc. However, his scoring record cant be sniffed at.

You have things like this to look forward too & imo only Bale will currently pull something like this off

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Wont let me embed it for some reason so much for trying to be smart

 

[silentownage001]

Edit: Hmmmm the link did not start at 3 seconds how I wanted.

 

[EllenAlex]

You have things like this to look forward too & imo only Bale will currently pull something like this off

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Wont let me embed it for some reason so much for trying to be smart

Love the sudden cheer from the stands; the goal was so unexpected!

Is he what Defoe wants to be, but can't?

 

[llamafarmer]

Thought I'd post my song in here aswell

To the tune of 'So Macho' by sanita
SOL-DA-DO
HE'S A YID
SOL-DA-DO
HE'S GONNA SCORE GOALS FOR FUN
AND SMASH ONE PAST THE SCUM!

Don't be so bloody original! you and I both know it's

Soldado wo-oh-oh! Soldado wo-oh-oh!
*something about arsenal*

 

[easley91]

ONLY ONE WORD FOR IT

I fucking love you for posting this video (I was there that night).

But, I also fucking hate you for stealing my wrestling thunder.

 

[TH1239]

I posted these stats before, but they bear repeating:

Michu had 15 goals and 2 assists in his last season in La Liga, and 18 goals and 2 assists in his first EPL season.

Aguero had 20 goals and 4 assists in his last season in La Liga, and 23 goals and 1 assist in his first EPL season.

Mata had 8 goals and 13 assists in his last season in La Liga, and 6 goals and 16 assists in his first EPL season.

Van der Vaart had 6 goals and 2 assists in his last season in La Liga, and 13 goals and 1 assist in his first EPL season.

Cazorla had 9 goals and 5 assists in his last season in La Liga, and 12 goals and 14 assists in his first EPL season.

Soldado had 24 goals and 4 assists in his last season in La Liga.

The conclusion you can reach is that there is a high likelihood of him doing very well, based on his peers past performance.

 

[THSPURS]

Soldado has arrived in style!! levy booked this flight!

 

[TottenhamLegend]

Came up with this chant for our new signing. To the chorus of this:

Sol...da...do do do
He's our striker at the Lane
Sol da do do do
Came from Tottenham from Spain
With his left, with his right
He can bang them in all night
With his left, with his right
He makes Berbatov look shite.

 

[NEVILLEB]

This is probably the most ambitious signing Levy has ever done.

At 28 this is not great business.

But it's great for our football team.

Well done Levy!

He must really love AVB

 

[Harry_Snatch]

Fuck Liverpool, they won't even touch us next season. It's United, City and the Gooners that will be nervous. If Bale stays, forget the 'race for 4th', we'll be title challengers.

This is genuinely true. You add 2 worldies and a top class emerging youngster to last season with players returning from injury!!!!

Booooom!

 

[Harry_Snatch]

This is probably the most ambitious signing Levy has ever done.

At 28 this is not great business.

But it's great for our football team.

Well done Levy!

He must really love AVB

Have to hold my hand up and give Levy credit. I never thought he'd pull off a signing like this!


Not ven going to mention Bale here!

 

[Col_M]

Came up with this chant for our new signing. To the chorus of this:

Sol...da...do do do
He's our striker at the Lane
Sol da do do do
Came from Tottenham from Spain
With his left, with his right
He can bang them in all night
With his left, with his right
He makes Berbatov look shite.

Work on the start but that finish is top class!!

 

[myhartlane]

Soldado has arrived in style!! levy booked this flight!

Good to see. Plenty of scheduled flights from Valencia to Stansted, no need to create extra work and expense on anything fancy.

 

[neogenisis]

Paulinho picks up the ball deep in the Spurs half. Lovely one-two with Dembele as Sandro punches Bale in the face off the ball.

Paulinho drives on past Ozil and lays it off to Chadli. Chadli jinks past Ramos as if he isn't even there, turns inside Alonso and slips a beautiful ball through to.....SOLDADOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And that makes it Spurs 7 Real Madrid 0. Gareth Bale is sent off for complaining about Sandro's punch and falls over on the side of the pitch close to a suspiciously extended leg from Villas Boas.

Spurs win the Champions League and Real Madrid go home with their tails and their Bales between their legs.


COYS!!!!!

Nearly wet myself, cheers TSH!!

 

[guiltyparty]

Is he better than what we have already got?

He's 5' 10 btw

No he's not he's 179 centimeters, as says every source on the Internet

Which is 5ft 8 and a tiny bit

 

[InOffMeLeftShin]

No he's not he's 179 centimeters, as says every source on the Internet

Which is 5ft 8 and a tiny bit

No it isn't. It's 5ft10 and a tiny bit.

 

[guiltyparty]

No it isn't. It's 5ft10 and a tiny bit.

Sorry yes you're right. I see how this mistake has been made again and again in articles tho

179 centimeters when you convert it equals 5.8 feet

But 5.8 feet is 5 ft 10 and 3/4 inches

You learn something every day