Premier League 2023/2024

[Romulus]

Gonna be a piss easy win for Chelsea unfortunately

 

[Kuryakin]

Caicedo lookin mighty good I say...

 

[DFF]

Someone gif that from Caicedo. That’s as good as the Tierney one.

 

[noggen]

That's a yellow (at least) for Enzo. Dirty c*

 

[DFF]

Reece James been told to sit at the front of the bus next to the teacher.

(Sat next to Boehly in the stands looking decidedly uncomfortable)

 

[TheChosenOne]

That's a yellow (at least) for Enzo. Dirty c*

Compounded by trying to drag the player up off the floor

 

[SlotBadger]

I’m gonna rip out my eyes in the near future. Why Sky force this ‘Recap’ button to pop-up every couple of minutes is infuriating.

I’d love to shit on the breakfast of whoever’s idea it was to attach a darkened shadow to the button.

And now Chelsea have scored.

Goodbye, eyes.

 

[cjbyid]

Wonder how many points Luton will get this season

 

[PrettyColors]

That is an incredible goal from Sterling.

 

[Romulus]

Wonder how many points Luton will get this season

I cant see who they can beat

 

[Kuryakin]

 

[TheChosenOne]

Luton are hopeless.

I may have an early visit to my bed tonight as opposed to watching this

 

[SlotBadger]

Wonder how many points Luton will get this season

Optimistically, I can envisage somewhere in the region of 106.

 

[taidgh]

Luton are hopeless.

I may have an early visit to my bed tonight as opposed to watching this

Only the impact on my fantasy team keeping me here.

 

[PrettyColors]

I cant see who they can beat

Conte/Mourinho era Spurs would’ve found a way to be drawing 0-0 and concede a dodgy last minute penalty on a handball off a setpiece. Bet your life on it.

I have higher hopes for Ange against sides like this though.

 

[Snarfalicious]

If Luton get 20 points this season it’ll be a miracle. What a gaggle of garbage.

 

[taidgh]

Wonder how many points Luton will get this season

While they're doing their stadium anyway, perhaps they can make it into a fortress?

 

[ItsBoris]

Does Adebayo evolve into Adebayor at some point?

 

[hughy]

Luton deserve to be in the league as much as anyone else, but my God, has the term "making up the numbers" ever been so appropriate?

They better hope they can nick a few points at home. They have looked every bit a Championship team in the 1 and a bit games I've seen them play so far.

 

[Snarfalicious]

Despite Luton obviously being shit, Chelsea really are just meh so far. It sucks Luton can’t afford any of our deadwood, they could really use em.