Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[Cornpattbuck]

Either this is happening or SC has been trolling me for my whole adult life... ??‍

Football gods, please don't kneecap him on signing.

 

[hescominghome]

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What does everyone make of this? Done deal? I bloody hope so the overnight suspense is killing me.

 

[SpartanSpur]

Gonna have to tap now, just praying this all hasn't gone tits up by the morning.

Bale and Reguilon would be a phenomenal double signing and would surely have the whole club buzzing, players included. Certainly got this website going! COYS

 

[DanNolan]

One thing.... trust us to be linked with Bale when his Fifa rating drops by 10! The irony

 

[jay2040]

i just couldnt cope with United coming in and Gazumping us again

Don't think for Bale it would matter

 

[amathews3416]

Can anyone give a brief synopsis of where we are at with Bale and the Spanish LB? Sorry, hundreds of pages to sort through and just don’t have the time.

 

[brisbanespur]

down here in Australia, Its 9.30 am, I've now got to sit here all day, waiting for Europe to get up so I get some updates. I'm tempted to do some work while I wait

 

[MabbuttGaveMeSubbuteo]

One thing.... trust us to be linked with Bale when his Fifa rating drops by 10! The irony

Fortunately not true! He's gone from an 85 in FIFA20 to an 83 in FIFA21. And if he lights it up I don't doubt there will be a few special cards this year.

 

[RikkiRocket]

I’ve realized now how levy pulls of these deals, and it was after watching his life lesson chat with Tangz last night.

At the end of a deal where men are men and sheep are nervous, after the minutiae has been threaded through and he’s pulled down a clubs pants, if the selling club look like losing interest, he tells them about his O Level dilemma/story. Pen meets paper quickly hahaha ?

 

[gibbospurs]

i just couldnt cope with United coming in and Gazumping us again

Not sure Bale is coming for the glam of a move. He’s coming home to help us crack the trophy cabinet lock open

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

I’ve realized now how levy pulls of these deals, and it was after watching his life lesson chat with Tangz last night.

At the end of a deal where men are men and sheep are nervous, after the minutiae has been threaded through and he’s pulled down a clubs pants, if the selling club look like losing interest, he tells them about his O Level dilemma/story. Pen meets paper quickly hahaha ?

One of the best stories to tell the kids before bedtime to get them to sleep the good old Daniel levy o level dilemma story ?

 

[gavspur]

Can anyone give a brief synopsis of where we are at with Bale and the Spanish LB? Sorry, hundreds of pages to sort through and just don’t have the time.

Lots of blokes with erections, lots of wanking, and lots of jizz..

Not my words, but the words of the masses. Go figure?

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

Not sure Bale is coming for the glam of a move. He’s coming home to help us crack the trophy cabinet lock open

/ crack the top half of the table after our start ?

 

[fishhhandaricecake]

Can anyone give a brief synopsis of where we are at with Bale and the Spanish LB? Sorry, hundreds of pages to sort through and just don’t have the time.

LB apparently fee agreed not PT yet, Bale talks ongoing, his agent has said he’s keen...

 

[RikkiRocket]

One of the best stories to tell the kids before bedtime to get them to sleep the good old Daniel levy o level dilemma story ?

And the kids sit there a la Tangz going “huh”?

 

[C0YS]

If we get bale and Reguilon we should consider three at the back. I just feel it would suit those fullbacks so much more and give us better balance.

Davies Dier Toby Sanchez, Tanganga and maybe Foyth all good options for three at the back. Reguilon and Doherty will be allowed to get really high up and a midfield of Lo Celso/Ndombele and Hojberg/Winks might have enough if supported by centre backs comfortable at getting forwards when they need to. Wont happen though.

 

[gibbospurs]

/ crack the top half of the table after our start ?

Who needs that lol. Win the Europa and we’re sorted ?. That man can flip any game on its head when fit. Any game! He’s not been loved and confident since he left. I hope we get this done. Only seen him play Left back live. I need to see him up top. ?

 

[yankspurs]

Can anyone give a brief synopsis of where we are at with Bale and the Spanish LB? Sorry, hundreds of pages to sort through and just don’t have the time.

Somewhere between extremely close and done it looks like

 

[andyp8080]

Finally caught up.....this thread gets new pages faster than I can read them!!

my birthday on Thursday.....can’t believe Levy might actually get me what I asked for

 

[rez9000]

down here in Australia, Its 9.30 am, I've now got to sit here all day, waiting for Europe to get up so I get some updates. I'm tempted to do some work while I wait

You mad fool!