Player Watch: Gareth Bale - Retires

[Luka Van der Bale]

Does that work? I'm sure it doesn't. I'm aware it replaces the "i", but english wise, it's just awful.

You’ve done it here four times with the words ‘I’m’, ‘doesn’t’ and ‘it’s’.

 

[PLTuck]

Top class avatars here guys. KUTGW.

 

[blodge99]

If you google Ollie Holt and Mourinho it is nearly a decade long campaign against him. Must have pissed on his cornflakes at one point in time as it’s borderline weird.

I asked him the other night if he'd been abused by Jose or someone at Spurs as a child, because his vendetta against both is ridiculous, borderline nut job!?
Prick never replied to me ?

 

[PLTuck]

Oh and Ollie Holt works for the Mail, so by definition he is a ****.

 

[E17yid]

This is mad. Excitement levels right up there with Dominguez, Davids, VDV and Dybala for me.

You’d never have thought we’d bring him back a day or 2 before we play Lokomotiv fucking Plovdiv, though. Fair play to him I reckon he actually does give a shit about us.

 

[DJS]

It’s certainly not done yet but you want Bale in the box on a corner surely? He’s deadly with his headers.

Wouldn‘t the ball get tangled in his massive mane of hair though???

 

[spurs mental]

Some of you fuckere have zero sense of humour

 

[paulcumpstone]

Free kicks yes - dont see Bale taking corners. He has become far more potent in heading the ball in

Not sure how you managed to quote me as if i posted that sentance ??

 

[slartibartfast]

If we do sign him its a shame its not to a full stadium, just imagine the atmosphere!

Thought that was Mother Teresa in your avatar lol.

 

[McFlash]

Im scared to go to bed in case i wake up and its all gone tits up!

I know that, when I wake up in the early hours for my middle-aged man shouldn't drink beer late at night piss, I'm not going to be able to resist having a quick shufty on here!

 

[JCRD]

So in his reveal that he is back home, I think we should have like a question of sport mystery guest, you never see his face but some dude playing golf and then

Wooopass

It's bale

And his first game could be against Southampton, fuck me

 

[Tucker]

Some of you fuckere have zero sense of humour

It had already been done this evening, at least once. Stoof had literally just had to delete some fake tweets across two different threads too.

 

[yankspurs]

Welp. Nothing left to say. Daniel Levy truly is just...different.

 

[PLTuck]

And to prove that he is a ****. What **** wears an alice band at 50+?

 

[nailsy]

Is anyone other than the kit man still at the club when Bale played for us last?

 

[spurs mental]

It had already been done this evening, at least once. Stoof had literally just had to delete some fake tweets across two different threads too.

Must have missed it so.

Apologies to all of you who are part of the fun police.

 

[RikkiRocket]

Please don't paste fake Twitter accounts in here. Obviously.

Harry? Is that you?

 

[C0YS]

Terrible grammar, "Bale's", Bale's what exactly?

It's unusual but perfectly grammatically correct, though it is very informal.

 

[gavspur]

Doesn’t the gobshite talksport fella/Man Utd fan wear an alice band too? The guy who asks a question and then shouts over the answer?

 

[PLTuck]

Fucking got to be done.