PLAYER WATCH: Benjamin Stambouli

[Spurrific]

Uncalled for, just put him on ignore if you don't like it. Your post is just mean, you sir, are a meany.

KF, please post it just to annoy this donk!

I've seen many posts on this site before, but never one as disgusting as this. You don't fucking call somebody a meany, you ****.

Spoiler

(Not seriously calling you a **** before anybody cries)

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Uncalled for, just put him on ignore if you don't like it. Your post is just mean, you sir, are a meany.

KF, please post it just to annoy this donk!

Wouldn't really annoy me.

I'm content in the knowledge that I could probably fabricate BS playing for 90 minutes within my imagination and still produce more insightful analysis on his attributes.

 

[spurs9]

Is there much demand for me to do another one of my reports but on Benji chaps?

Yes!!! Shame on you for trying to get out of it.

 

[THFCSPURS19]

Stambouli will wear Number 25...

 

[Dare!]

Welcome, Benjamin!

COYS.

 

[spurs9]

which means we need space for those 3 behind the striker, which means the striker needs to make better runs, which means Adebayor either needs to stop hanging out on the left wing or offside, or we play Soldado.

Agree, which is why I'm surprised Soldado hasn't started in the league yet. He links the attach up well too.

 

[Larryjanta]

Wouldn't really annoy me.

I'm content in the knowledge that I could probably fabricate BS playing for 90 minutes within my imagination and still produce more insightful analysis on his attributes.

Jeez you're an arse. Anyway...

Welcome Stambo, can't wait to read someone analyse one of his performances, that's what this thread needs IMO.

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Jeez you're an arse. Anyway...

Welcome Stambo, can't wait to read someone analyse one of his performances, that's what this thread needs IMO.

'Yeah, to get a better insight of Stambouli's game I don't need to read the several very informative articles/observations written by Ligue 1 experts (already posted in here and everywhere else)... What I really need is KaboulsForehead to analyse one, random Montpellier game and offer up his inaccurate/mundane opinion on Stambouli'.


/Facepalm

 

[Larryjanta]

'Yeah, to get a better insight of Stambouli's game I don't need to read the several very informative articles/observations written by Ligue 1 experts (already posted in here and everywhere else)... What I really need is KaboulsForehead to analyse one, random Montpellier game and offer up his inaccurate/mundane opinion on Stambouli'.


/Facepalm

Now you're getting it tonto

 

[THFCSPURS19]

'Yeah, to get a better insight of Stambouli's game I don't need to read the several very informative articles/observations written by Ligue 1 experts (already posted in here and everywhere else)... What I really need is KaboulsForehead to analyse one, random Montpellier game and offer up his inaccurate/mundane opinion on Stambouli'.


/Facepalm

I agree that his match reviews shouldn't be what you entirely base your opinions on but I think you were a bit harsh...

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

-would be a terrifying thought to be defending a lead or a draw against Adebayor and Fazio both up top. Fazio is being double and sometimes triple marked and this is allowing Seville to really go guns blazing in the last 5mins and finding tonnes of space. Hopefully Poch will Dare To Do this.

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Is this the same Adebayor we see every week muscled out of almost any ball hoofed up to him? Can't remember the last time he actually won a header in the box.

Yeah, terrifying prospect...

 

[ilikeost]

Jeez you're an arse. Anyway...

Welcome Stambo, can't wait to read someone analyse one of his performances, that's what this thread needs IMO.

The ignore feature is one of the best things about this site.

 

[Kaboul'sForehead]

Much demand?

Jesus christ get over yourself.

Never seen someone go on about an incoherently written piece of inane analysis as much as yourself.

'Feel free to share it around'.

Just post it if you're going to and stop looking for adulation.

Fuck you. The last lot on fazio took me about 6 hours combined as I toothcombed through his every move. I only asked if there was demand to save myself another 6 hours if nobody was too fussed. I could have just watched the game myself and not written anything but I thought some people might find it interesting too.

Seriously you've pissed me off major.

 

[Kaboul'sForehead]

Wouldn't really annoy me.

I'm content in the knowledge that I could probably fabricate BS playing for 90 minutes within my imagination and still produce more insightful analysis on his attributes.

Wow. Sorry if my shitty analysis offended you.

 

[eddiev14]

Oh it's on now!

 

[EnfieldYiddo]

Fuck you. The last lot on fazio took me about 6 hours combined as I toothcombed through his every move. I only asked if there was demand to save myself another 6 hours if nobody was too fussed. I could have just watched the game myself and not written anything but I thought some people might find it interesting too.

Seriously you've pissed me off major.

Pissed you off?

You asked if there was demand and I gave my answer.

The way you were going was like you were our resident football analyst.

 

[Kaboul'sForehead]

Pissed you off?

You asked if there was demand and I gave my answer.

The way you were going was like you were our resident football analyst.

Seriously mate stop being a tool will ya

 

[Spurrific]

Love his Twitter bio. Dunno if it's been posted? Could write a thesis analysing it if you guys want??

 

[SargeantMeatCurtains]

Gonna crack open a tinny and see how this one pans out.

 

[Kaboul'sForehead]

Gonna crack open a tinny and see how this one pans out.

Sorry to disappoint buddy, but it's gunna pan out with me going to bed and watching Benji tomorrow and typing up what I observe for those who might find it slightly interesting. Somewhere during that process I will also get distracted by Jennifer Anniston fakes.

Night.