- Jan 28, 2011
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So I'm out in China when I spot SC outside bet and fat Spanish waiter lookalike Rafa Benitez.
I approached him to see whether he'd be keen to join Spurs.
Me: 'Rafa, what would you say to the Spurs job?'
Rafa: 'Well, I'm very happy here in my current job, thank you.'
Me: 'But surely the lure of a top four PL team would excite you'.
Rafa: 'It would, but my backroom staff and I are not going to resign from here on a whim. We'd need Levy to do something.'
Me: 'Do something? Like what?'
Rafa: 'Tap us up.'
Me: 'Tapas up? Marvellous. I hope you brought some croquetas and some calamares. Bloody love those.'
Rafa:
I approached him to see whether he'd be keen to join Spurs.
Me: 'Rafa, what would you say to the Spurs job?'
Rafa: 'Well, I'm very happy here in my current job, thank you.'
Me: 'But surely the lure of a top four PL team would excite you'.
Rafa: 'It would, but my backroom staff and I are not going to resign from here on a whim. We'd need Levy to do something.'
Me: 'Do something? Like what?'
Rafa: 'Tap us up.'
Me: 'Tapas up? Marvellous. I hope you brought some croquetas and some calamares. Bloody love those.'
Rafa: