New Spurs supporter version of FIFA / Football Manager Game

[stevenqoz]

At last a customised version of these games for Spurs supporters. Comes with new improved settings allowing

• Unreasonble expectations to be placed on players in the form of a 'weight handicap'
• Innovative 'knee jerk' function which can be aimed at players, coaches, the owner, the world
• The feel sorry for yourself indictator where the team you are fielding go a shade of blue
• The random 'drop the bastard' function related to heart felt perception of not trying
• The 'football manager' streat cred factor which gets your team a goal start because of your undoubted coaching prowess
• The 'most important game of our season' indicator....it may sound familiar to players but no it hasn't ever been used to describe any other game than the next one coming up
• Unfortunately 4 5 1 and it's sub-sets are the only formations allowed in the game as they are proven to be the secret of life

 

[StartingPrice]

Can we get bonus scores when we sign geriatric players?

 

[montylynch]

Does it come with built in team meetings ??

Also, does it include nice letters from players we try to sign saying thanks but no thanks ?

 

[GoldstarYid]

And does our team go on holiday in january?

 

[Spurrific]

 

[Kingellesar]

Pfff, I'd sack the lot, bring in amazing staff, sign 20 wonderkids and dominate the league. Then sign Messi and spread the payments over 48 months, £1 a month and then a payment if he reaches 50 league games but I will only ever play him in 49 league games, he will just dominate the League Cup, F.A Cup and Champions League!!!!

 

[brendanb50]

Pfff, I'd sack the lot, bring in amazing staff, sign 20 wonderkids and dominate the league. Then sign Messi and spread the payments over 48 months, £1 a month and then a payment if he reaches 50 league games but I will only ever play him in 49 league games, he will just dominate the League Cup, F.A Cup and Champions League!!!!

Very strong strategy there.

I'd imagine these 20 wonderkids would be of French/African descent?

The key link in the set up would be finding a scout who can spot amazing young French/African talent....

 

[StartingPrice]

Is there a built-in implosion factor that can occur without expectation at any given moment?

 

[JimmyG2]

If you roll a six do you get an extra bottle of Goddards Horse Oil, and a tin of Dubbin?

 

[Sp3akerboxxx]

Built in smarmy sub-section of fans that suggest that anyone who says a single bad thing about the club doesn't actually support them.