Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[LSUY]

 

[Marty]

What .... what?

Quantity over quality?

 

[Marty]

Damn it, they've changed it on their OS now.

“We said at the start of the summer that we wanted to prioritise quality over quantity and that is what we have done, and what we will continue to do.

 

[TheChosenOne]

Damn it, they've changed it on their OS now.

Too late. Cat out of the bag. Idiots.

 

[pffft]

Looks like they've signed a bit of quality and quantity.

 

[michaelden]

2 watches?

 

[pffft]

2 watches?

One set to the dug-out time zone and one set to the pitch time zone.

 

[Cornpattbuck]

West Ham United‏ @WestHamUtd
"I expect him to be a great player for our Club." ⚒

Sullivan on signing Joe Hart. Also calls him the best goalkeeper he has worked with - assume at Birmingham.

To which their goalie Adrian tweets back...

Adrián San Miguel‏ @AdriSanMiguel
Thanks for your sincerity! But you still having "two great professionals" respecting,fighting & defending this badge⚒


Sid Lowe RT'd it all.. MMmmmhmmm.
https://twitter.com/AdriSanMiguel/status/887599425861890048

Fucking hell, they can't help themselves.

 

[UncleBuck]

Looks like they've signed a bit of quality and quantity.

I saw a guy get off a bus in Ealing yesterday with four mobile phones strapped to his forearms, what do these people think when they look in the mirror in the morning....

 

[pffft]

I saw a guy get off a bus in Ealing yesterday with four mobile phones strapped to his forearms, what do these people think when they look in the mirror in the morning....

To be fair, Maradona's mirrors are used for a different purpose than looking in.

Spoiler

 

[panoma]

That whole crossing their arms always make me cringe whenever i see it lol

 

[Syn_13]

My wife's best mate is Wham fan. We once went out to dinner with them and his family for his birthday. All night they kept taking pictures with the bloody crossed arm thing going on. It looked so bloody stupid, particularly when the over 60s were doing it. Every time they did it I made sure to duck out of the shot.

 

[VegasII]

I saw a guy get off a bus in Ealing yesterday with four mobile phones strapped to his forearms, what do these people think when they look in the mirror in the morning....

lol, just think...those were the four mobile phones you could actually see...

 

[TheChosenOne]

I saw a guy get off a bus in Ealing yesterday with four mobile phones strapped to his forearms, what do these people think when they look in the mirror in the morning....

Bell End.

Edit. Not you. UB.

 

[VoteMe4Prez]

Power Rangers Pose

 

[TheChosenOne]

I knew I had seen the cringe pose somewhere before.

Send it to KUMB .... It'll go down a treat

 

[Paulinho'sAgent]

My wife's best mate is Wham fan. We once went out to dinner with them and his family for his birthday. All night they kept taking pictures with the bloody crossed arm thing going on. It looked so bloody stupid, particularly when the over 60s were doing it. Every time they did it I made sure to duck out of the shot.

Your wifes best mates a bloke? allow

 

[Gb160]

Your wifes best mates a bloke? allow

#justgoodfriendshonest

 

[Danners9]

The sequel: https://twitter.com/WestHamUtd/status/887991932701560836

Best goalkeeper I've ever worked with, one day.

Bosh, Zabaleta scores in training and they post it up.

 

[Cornpattbuck]

I knew I had seen the cringe pose somewhere before.

Send it to KUMB .... It'll go down a treat

Tweet it to David Gold with a message about it being some superstar Brazilian striker who's surely decided to sign for the mighty Hammers etc...

...or "Isn't Powell Ranger doing amazing in our youth team. Future superstar! COYI!!!"...

...or "Could my son get a retweet for his birthday please, DG?"

Pretty sure he'd retweet.