My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my club. Prepare to die.
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My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my club. Prepare to die.
Gb160
Well done boys. Good process
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Brilliant...i thought this was a wind up when i heard this earlier
Andy Carroll is tweeting pissed now, they truly are the gift that keeps on giving.
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VertongHen
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When he turns around after the second goal:
When he turns around after the third goal:
The only thing that stayed was the expression on the guys face behind him
guiltyparty
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Brilliant...i thought this was a wind up when i heard this earlier
Andy Carroll is tweeting pissed now, they truly are the gift that keeps on giving.
Get ready for some, sport…
JerryGarcia
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When he turns around after the second goal:
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When he turns around after the third goal:
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Have West ham filled the stadium with cardboard cutouts of disgruntled fans to make it seem like Upton Park at full capacity?
Gb160
Well done boys. Good process
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That bloke behind him ...When he turns around after the second goal:
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When he turns around after the third goal:
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The only thing that stayed was the expression on the guys face behind him
Flynn
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I figured he'd been pissed since his 20 goal a season tweet when he first got injured
Andy Carroll @AndyTCarroll Aug 21London, England
Devastated about my recent injured but I'm still the 15-20 goal man! #COYI
Andy Carroll @AndyTCarroll Aug 21London, England
Devastated about my recent injured but I'm still the 15-20 goal man! #COYI
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riggi
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Stoke City supporter Anton Booth, known as TJ among fellow fans, claims to have introduced Delilah after he started to sing it in a pub in the late 1980s. The hit has become Stoke's unofficial club anthem and is a regular chant at the Britannia Stadium.
Not a bad reason tbf better than barry manilow...
Hoops
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Probably belong to the moose and he cant be arsed to go
Id rather have the 20 quid or whatever they cost
danedan679
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I didn't want that article to finish!
Hoops
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Flynn
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2nd prize is 4 tickets
guiltyparty
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mano-obe
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A Tottenham fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Hammers supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious West Ham jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw an West Ham supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that West Ham supporter."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?"
"I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest.
"Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
Suddenly, the driver saw an West Ham supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time.
Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything.
He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that West Ham supporter."
"That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."
dagraham
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Probably belong to the moose and he cant be arsed to go
Id rather have the 20 quid or whatever they cost
Was talking to a neighbour at the weekend who is a West Ham fan. Said it's awful there and a couple of weeks ago they were in the pub and when it came to leave for the game they decided they couldn't be arsed and would rather just stay in the pub
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Spurger King
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Was talking to a neighbour at the weekend who is a West Ham fan. Said it's awful there and a couple of weeks ago they were in the pub and when it came to leave for the game they decided they couldn't be arsed and would rather just stay in the pub
Sure it wasn't Andy Carroll?
riggi
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Was talking to a neighbour at the weekend who is a West Ham fan. Said it's awful there and a couple of weeks ago they were in the pub and when it came to leave for the game they decided they couldn't be arsed and would rather just stay in the pub
I know that feeling...
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Also Crystal Palace song is a "Tottenham Sound" classic Glad All Over by Spurs fans Dave Clark Five!!!
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