Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham

[thinktank]

Watched a bit of the first half. Enner Valencia looks absolute trash.

Was decent when he first went to them. Wasn't he injured for a while recently?

 

[nailsy]

Bacca's staying in Milan...

http://www.acmilan.com/en/news/first-team/2016-08-18/bacca-i-want-europe-with-ac-milan

 

[Snarfalicious]

Bacca's staying in Milan...

http://www.acmilan.com/en/news/first-team/2016-08-18/bacca-i-want-europe-with-ac-milan

I really haven't heard anything about West Ham trying to get anyone else in. It's kind of like they utterly fucked up their striker search so just went with a guy like Ayew to make their fans think they were still relevant.

 

[Dillspur]

Still relevant?! When were they relevant?

 

[mezza84]

Still relevant?! When were they relevant?

When they won the world cup of course!

 

[Marty]

Was decent when he first went to them. Wasn't he injured for a while recently?

Yep, lost about half of last season to injury and has looked shite since.

 

[Kennington]

Although they lost the lead lead I'd still expect them to get through pretty comfortably after the home leg

Hopefully yes - then see how they cope.

 

[jackson]

Anyone know much about the Argentine striker Jonathan Calleri they've signed on loan? Looks like he's come from that dodgy Uruguayan club Club Deportivo Maldonado.

 

[Marty]

Anyone know much about the Argentine striker Jonathan Calleri they've signed on loan? Looks like he's come from that dodgy Uruguayan club Club Deportivo Maldonado.

No Argentina caps at any level before the Olympics. Hit 16 goals in 31 games on loan at Sao Paolo most recently, 9 goals in 12 in the Copa Libertadores.

But still, I have literally no idea if he's any good or not. I'm extremely sceptical of anything coming out of that farce of a non-club.

 

[SugarRay]

I'm assuming Calleri has a European passport? If not, then how on earth has he managed to get a work permit?
Never been capped

 

[jackson]

I'm assuming Calleri has a European passport? If not, then how on earth has he managed to get a work permit?
Never been capped

Mirror article says Italian passport via grandparents, article was actually about our interest in him...

http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/tottenham-eye-transfer-jonathan-calleri-7590803

 

[thinktank]

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37135294

And the state of the owners in the clip. Talk about motley crew.

 

[SugarRay]

Win the premier league?

Why do they constantly embarrass the clubs fans? Completely full of shite. Brady would make a world class recruitment consultant/estate agent

 

[Marty]

They can want all they want, it's not going to happen.

 

[nailsy]

They can want all they want, it's not going to happen.

Leicester proved last season that if you have a good scouting system, great team work and an intimidating home ground then you can win the league. So you're right, never going to happen at West Ham.

 

[raggy]

Realisation starting to hit home on KUMB.

"I am beginning to feel a bit like I have responded to an email from a Nigerian prince, I knew it was too good to be true but the lure of riches lead me away from what I knew was right.

I feel cheap and I want to go home."

 

[ClintEastwould]

Realisation starting to hit home on KUMB.

"I am beginning to feel a bit like I have responded to an email from a Nigerian prince, I knew it was too good to be true but the lure of riches lead me away from what I knew was right.

I feel cheap and I want to go home."

Actually kind of sad. Not long until it sets into most of them. If you thought the Emirates was corporate and soulless...

 

[Lilbaz]

 

[L.A. Yiddo]

The answer to those ridiculous gaps is, er, claret boards on the inside of them

 

[HailKingLevy]

Andy Carroll injured again ?