They're such a poorly run club, how can the club owners son publicly go out on twitter with a Bathshuayi t shirt and with Bacca photos saying its nearly done. Every single transfer rumor they immediately come out and comment on. What a horrendous club.
Let's All Laugh At... Let's All Laugh At West Ham
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BehindEnemyLines
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I notice they're still claiming the story about them trashing the Man Utd coach was fabricated.......obviously Utd trashed their own coach then?Front page news on kumb. Sun journalist says he spoke with payet who said he was 110% staying at west ham this season.
Payets agent came out and rubbished the claims saying payet hasn't spoken to any journalists.
Led's Zeppelin
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I haven't read all of this thread so would someone please tell me whether we've laughed at the fact that they can't play their first Europa game at home on the due date because the stadium they're renting is being used for some kid's 9th birthday party or something?
Thanks.
Thanks.
It's like they have no real idea of the type of striker they want or a system they really want to play. Throwing offers around for all different types of strikers. Their actual set up is all based around giving the ball to Payet. If he does go they'll struggle to finish top half. For all of the praise Bilic gets, the only real difference between his and Allardyce's team is Payet. West Ham as a team don't play particularly attractive football. Without him last season they looked like a side battling relegation.
spursfan77
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Going to be up to UEFA. Doubt they'll do the sensible thing and help them out....well I hope not anyway!
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/sport/football/530388/West-Ham-Olympic-Stadium-Premier-League
Nine while nine
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They know exactly what kind of striker they want. They want an expensive one - as evidenced by Karren Brady's statement in January that David Sullivan was going to buy a £20m plus forward. Not a 20-goals-a-season forward, mind you. No, a £20m plus forward.
http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2016/01/23/brady-says-west-ham-plan-to-buy-20m-plus-forward-this-summer/
It doesn't matter what he's like, he's got to be expensive. A billy big bollocks signing for a billy big bollocks chairman trying to promote his billy big bollocks club in its billy big bollocks stadium.
The idea was that everyone would go: "F*** me, look at West Ham, they've only gone and bought x. They're going to be a right force in the Premiership this year. That David Sullivan, he's done a great job, hasn't he."
Whereas we're all going: ""F*** me, look at West Ham, they've failed to buy x, y, z and half the bloody alphabet. They're going to be a right farce in the Premiership this year. That David Sullivan, he's a right nob, isn't he."
The result of this is that KUMB is in a state of frenzy, trying to identify strikers at either end of the spectrum who haven't said 'no' yet. Consequently, today's links are to Andre Gray of Burnley and one James Rodriguez...
http://foreverwestham.com/2016/07/b...ted-in-shock-bid-for-world-class-25-year-old/
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They know exactly what kind of striker they want. They want an expensive one - as evidenced by Karren Brady's statement in January that David Sullivan was going to buy a £20m plus forward. Not a 20-goals-a-season forward, mind you. No, a £20m plus forward.
http://www.hitc.com/en-gb/2016/01/23/brady-says-west-ham-plan-to-buy-20m-plus-forward-this-summer/
It doesn't matter what he's like, he's got to be expensive. A billy big bollocks signing for a billy big bollocks chairman trying to promote his billy big bollocks club in its billy big bollocks stadium.
The idea was that everyone would go: "F*** me, look at West Ham, they've only gone and bought x. They're going to be a right force in the Premiership this year. That David Sullivan, he's done a great job, hasn't he."
Whereas we're all going: ""F*** me, look at West Ham, they've failed to buy x, y, z and half the bloody alphabet. They're going to be a right farce in the Premiership this year. That David Sullivan, he's a right nob, isn't he."
The result of this is that KUMB is in a state of frenzy, trying to identify strikers at either end of the spectrum who haven't said 'no' yet. Consequently, today's links are to Andre Gray of Burnley and one James Rodriguez...
http://foreverwestham.com/2016/07/b...ted-in-shock-bid-for-world-class-25-year-old/
James Rodriguez!?!? Brilliant.
Lilbaz
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Lilbaz
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spursfan77
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I'll wait for the official word from UEFA before believing what she's says. Even if it is in the Queen's name
Gb160
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It'd be so fucking funny if they fail to get through...again!
In fact I might even get a ticket with the away fans, whoever the fuck that is.
Edit: it's Soligorsk or Domzone...not sure if they're football teams or Eastern European detergents.
Sweech
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I'm convinced they're going to throw the competition again and not even qualify for the group stages.
Bensonrecon
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Whole thing is hilariously awful but from 12 minutes they for some bizarre reason decide it's a great idea to have a skinny white guy in a tailored suit freestyle rapping
West Ham, the gift that keeps on giving
ernie78
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Syn_13
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Brady really is the only one with any brains over there. She's been their best signing in recent years. Those 2 muppets have the money, but know fuck all about running a football club. She's been instrumental to them getting what they've wanted for the last couple of years. They must be paying her a fucking fortune.
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TheChosenOne
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Erm.. Lady Brady if you don't mind.
beats1
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I disagree, they will go for it and claim they are on par with us
Lilbaz
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Finally got the snip then?
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