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[bubble07]

I reckon they will go balls deep for Good Ebening

 

[bubble07]

Manchester United open to offers for players including Casemiro and Sancho

Bids are also encouraged for Raphaël Varane, Anthony Martial and Donny van de Beek with Erik ten Hag needing to generate funds before strengthening

www.theguardian.com

Manchester United are open to offers for Casemiro, Raphaël Varane, Jadon Sancho, Anthony Martial and Donny van de Beek in January, though Erik ten Hag will not countenance any sale if it weakens his squad.

Don't call us we'll call you...

 

[bubble07]

Did some research and it's the top 2 countries that get the 5th spot. We are top. Europa league and conference count too. West Ham, Bright and Liverpool in Europa, Man City and the scum should be enough on their own.

Hopefully Newcastle make it through to europa and all is good o think

 

[ikky]

 

[Meercat]

Interesting to see The Sun reporting it today. *waves to scum journalist*

 

[Schoon-related]

They're not too confident about the Liverpool game. These are the predictions and % of Redcafe who picked them.

 

[taidgh]

4-1 for me!

 

[wishkah]

 

[tobi]

Garnacho ranks 67th out of 81 for shot quality among the players to have had 20 or more attempts in the Premier League this season. On the other flank, there is Antony. He is 77th on that list. Time and again he cuts inside to shoot but is yet to score a single goal.

At least Hojlund received three passes from the Brazilian at Anfield. In their previous five-and-a-half hours on the pitch together in the Premier League, Antony passed to his striker just twice. Hojlund has received five passes from Garnacho in seven hours of football.

Even the full-backs have been guilty of overlooking him when well-placed. United supporters will have spotted the moment, midway through the second half against Bournemouth, when Diogo Dalot could have squared it to Hojlund but shot wildly instead.

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[HildoSpur]

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Antony, Mount, Onana and Hojlund for a combined fee of over a quarter of a billion pounds is quite spectacular I must say.

 

[tobi]

I still rate Onana and regarding his distribution, his teammates hide a lot. The commentators etc never mention that when complaining about some of his kicks going out of play.

Compare that to Vicario or his Inter Milan defence, they always have multiple options.

 

[HildoSpur]

I still rate Onana and regarding his distribution, his teammates hide a lot. The commentators etc never mention that when complaining about some of his kicks going out of play.

Compare that to Vicario or his Inter Milan defence, they always have multiple options.

His passing may be decent but as an actual goalkeeper he is absolutely shocking.

 

[Marty]

His passing may be decent but as an actual goalkeeper he is absolutely shocking.

And yet he's made joint third most saves in the league so far this season. He's not getting any help from the team in front of him at all and the way United just allow so many shots accentuates his weaknesses.

 

[HildoSpur]

And yet he's made joint third most saves in the league so far this season. He's not getting any help from the team in front of him at all and the way United just allow so many shots accentuates his weaknesses.

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I dont care what the stats say, he is abysmal.

 

[Marty]

I dont care what the stats say, he is abysmal.

I'm not disagreeing, merely pointing out that he's facing a hell of a lot of shots because the team in front of him is shit.

 

[Pink_Floyd]

 

[PCozzie]

 

[Misfit]

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He'd 100% improve their passing in midfield.

 

[HildoSpur]

They are fucking AWFUL

 

[teok]