Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Liverpool thread
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thebenjamin
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Spongebob
dk-yid
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Ah.... Thanks.
cider spurs
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Please remember folks...a Lovren is for life...not just Christmas. 
TheChosenOne
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Should have asked him did he want mo salad with it.
Monkey boy
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Then when he said yes you could have said that you couldn’t find it as it’s been missing since yesterday afternoon
thinktank
Hmmm...
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Gb160
Well done boys. Good process
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aliyid
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Esp since it wasn’t even a Liverpool shot but Stones kicking it against Ederson
Would have been such a lucky undeserved goal if it had gone it
cider spurs
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Few snippets from our Scouse fellows over on RAWK:
The referee walked to his own house after the match. He was home by the time the ad break finished. Enough said really.
Sick of the Media Manchester City w#*@ fest!!!!
Game raisers won their cup final. Congrats, you're still not a top 5 rival of ours.
Some of our “fans” can get to fu*k. That game was played at a crazy speed with the ball having to be one touched around the pitch at times. Mistakes were made by both sides, on another day the game which shaded our way gets the result that it deserved. Instead of acknowledging that we did our best and shit happens everywhere I look online is full of people railing on our players as if they blew it. Even some of the posts here are barely above that trash. Did we not create the best chances today? xG certainly agrees.
As far as ManC, I stopped paying attention to Fernandinho after he ran into Mane and Robbo without getting near the ball and not even a foul was given. I can’t think of a player since maybe Scholes that can commit clear fouls over and over without anything happening. I also don’t know how this plays in the UK with the libel laws there but there’s no fu*king way both him and B. Silva aren’t doping. One is coming off a leg muscle injury and the other outran our whole team even though he’s done nothing of the sort before in his whole career? Yeah fu*king right.
Personally thought we needed Keita in the game for his ability to keep the ball under pressure. Oh well....
Made the mistake of reading news sites comments - the whole league appears to be against us and the win by the team who fiddles the books and spends £400 million on its squad is being framed as a win for the common man - hilarious.
The media have never taken us seriously. Right from the start they were mostly saying City would cruise it by at least ten points, we've had little acknowledgment from any of them, Henry Winter besides. Forget them, we go again and make sure we win it.
The referee walked to his own house after the match. He was home by the time the ad break finished. Enough said really.
Sick of the Media Manchester City w#*@ fest!!!!
Game raisers won their cup final. Congrats, you're still not a top 5 rival of ours.
Some of our “fans” can get to fu*k. That game was played at a crazy speed with the ball having to be one touched around the pitch at times. Mistakes were made by both sides, on another day the game which shaded our way gets the result that it deserved. Instead of acknowledging that we did our best and shit happens everywhere I look online is full of people railing on our players as if they blew it. Even some of the posts here are barely above that trash. Did we not create the best chances today? xG certainly agrees.
As far as ManC, I stopped paying attention to Fernandinho after he ran into Mane and Robbo without getting near the ball and not even a foul was given. I can’t think of a player since maybe Scholes that can commit clear fouls over and over without anything happening. I also don’t know how this plays in the UK with the libel laws there but there’s no fu*king way both him and B. Silva aren’t doping. One is coming off a leg muscle injury and the other outran our whole team even though he’s done nothing of the sort before in his whole career? Yeah fu*king right.
Personally thought we needed Keita in the game for his ability to keep the ball under pressure. Oh well....
Made the mistake of reading news sites comments - the whole league appears to be against us and the win by the team who fiddles the books and spends £400 million on its squad is being framed as a win for the common man - hilarious.
The media have never taken us seriously. Right from the start they were mostly saying City would cruise it by at least ten points, we've had little acknowledgment from any of them, Henry Winter besides. Forget them, we go again and make sure we win it.
bomberH
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Ugh. Even the one who starts of reasonable ends up being a deluded conspiracy theorist.
cider spurs
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Oh for sure, I was just amazed that they thought the media had been against them so much this season.
Must be me, but I thought all the media had been doing this season was treating them like the darlings of the Prem.
BehindEnemyLines
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The lack of self-awareness is astounding - you would have thought they would question why the whole world outside of Liverpool doesn't want them to win the league? Why the whole world would prefer a despicable financially doped cretinous team like Man City win the league ahead of them? Why everyone wanted them to lose? Instead, they just miss the point totally!
Marty
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Except that Bernardo is the player who has registered the two longest distances on a PL pitch this season. Yesterday he beat his own record from the game against us.
But yeah, he's "done nothing of the sort before".
City are in no way representing the common man and nobody is stupid enough to portray them as such. They're a soulless corporation that is the most likely to prevent the world from years of Scousers being awful winners.
slartibartfast
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How the fk any Liverpool fan can think the media is against them when 70% of pundits and presenters are ex Liverpool players is beyond me. Christ there are dozens of them. Take this match, you had Dagleishs daughter, Souness and fkin Carragher. On TS we've had Dean Saunders and bloody Mickey Quinn talking shit. Steve Macmanamanamanamen and Owen pop up on Bt as well, plus Townsend on Soccer Saturday. Its impossible to get away from the pricks!
cider spurs
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You were going well until we arrived at a tinsy faux-pas.
Carragher and speaking do not belong in the same sentence.
Marty
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Technically, he doesn't include those words in the same sentence
