Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[hero]

English ?

Chelsea make Enzo Fernandez decision to save £1.3m per year amid FFP scrutiny

Chelsea completed the signing of Enzo Fernandez for £106million from Benfica in the January transfer window as he signed a contract to stay at Stamford Bridge until 2031

www.football.london

 

[Tucker]

English ?

Beuno estente! Faliahaleee faliahalaa, con butros butros Ghaly. Fethethethethethethethethetheth Chris Waddle.

Sminky pinky.

 

[philll]

Next they'll be putting all these players on infinite contracts so the annual FFP contributions are effectively zero.

 

[theShiznit]

English ?

"Enzo Fernandez Nickname 'Prolongo; after his stamina in the bedroom, has discovered a loophole in his contract which means he is getting paid only 2032 Junio's (Currency of Eqcuador) a week and The Argentine international has to live in an institution."

But my Spanish is admittedly rusty...

 

[beats1]

No it wouldn't. He achieved wonders here and they have a different level of talent to us

Yea they're shitter

 

[NickHSpurs]

Everyone was very quick to blame Potter, I think since he’s left it’s been proven the issues are far deeper than whoever is in charge, they’re making us look like we’re being run in complete harmony.

 

[FrankSpencer]

Point wise, they’re closer to the relegation zone than they’re to us.

 

[dontcallme]

Everyone was very quick to blame Potter, I think since he’s left it’s been proven the issues are far deeper than whoever is in charge, they’re making us look like we’re being run in complete harmony.

I said from the beginning Potter was bad fit for them. He's a talented coach who can get his players playing good football when they follow his instructions.

Managing Chelsea is more about handling egos and the crazy board.

Culturally Chelsea have had huge issues since Abramovich took over. The success is mostly from the huge money they spent. Like Utd, they have struggled since losing the core group of players that gave them a great spine for a sustained period of time.

 

[allatsea]

What's the betting on Fat Frank being sacked before the end of the season ?

 

[soflapaul]

"The club is only subject to UEFA FFP if they qualify for Europe this season - which given recent results and current form is highly unlikely. So it might be worth acknowledging this point rather than just spreading alarmism'

Is this true?

https://twitter.com/mrparkersdogbit/status/1645771856060862466
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[tony0379]

 

[Marty]

"The club is only subject to UEFA FFP if they qualify for Europe this season - which given recent results and current form is highly unlikely. So it might be worth acknowledging this point rather than just spreading alarmism'

Is this true?


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Yes, Chelsea are subject to the PL FFP at all times but the UEFA one is stricter and only applies to teams in UEFA competitions.

 

[rossdapep]

I don't know what the big fuss is? They are merely reverting back to the club they were prior to Abramovich.

 

[jay2040]

No matter how much you hate him one has to give some credit to Fat Frank's interview skills.
Cant see situation improving. New manager after Frank will want some of his own players and they have abundance already.
Let's hope the good times continue, still think one day Bohey will walk onto the pitch at half time to tear off his latex mask and find it's Roman all this time. Anyone seen them in the room at the same time recently...

 

[Marty]

 

[allatsea]

How is he still in a job ? Laughable.

 

[BorjeSpurs]

 

[Oscar22]

I think the only option for Chelsea here is sack Lamps again and get in a true leader like Timmy Sherwood.

 

[NorthernYido]

I can't even enjoy this thread anymore, we're not that far off their level of shambles . kin ell Spurs

 

[GMI]

This is grim reading. Nothing that people haven’t suspected for years. Basically Chelsea broke football….

Offshore cash and huge loans: leak reveals how Roman Abramovich funded Chelsea’s success

Exclusive: Network of companies used to route fortune made from the oil fields of Siberia into Stamford Bridge

www.theguardian.com