Let's All Laugh At... Let's all laugh at Chelsea thread

[Tucker]

can they even afford to refund then if they play BCD?

I don’t think they’d be allowed to.

 

[sausage]

I don’t think they’d be allowed to.

Never know, could have been their plan.

"We just need permission to refund with this one set of transactions - that's all we ask"

"There's also one special ticket we need to refund to...err...Mr Abrahams. He paid £1.4bn for a luxury FA Cup day out."

 

[Thenewcat]

Just when you thought it was impossible for Chelsea to be any more unlikeable than they already are, they ask for boro fans to be locked out of the FA Cup tie for, wait for it… sporting integrity! You just couldn’t make this up

 

[Spurs1976]

Chelsea boss Tuchel confirms his team CANNOT fly to Middlesbrough and face a gruelling 10-hour round-trip coach journey

 

[DarwinSpur]

Fucking love the Middlesbrough Chairman getting stuck into those absolute ****s at Chelsea.

My word... I thought I disliked the club just because of Abramovich but they whole place is a stinking pile of fetid corruption.

Take their trophies. Melt them down. Sell the scrap metal and give it to Russian democracy charities.

What utter pricks.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Fucking love the Middlesbrough Chairman getting stuck into those absolute ****s at Chelsea.

My word... I thought I disliked the club just because of Abramovich but they whole place is a stinking pile of fetid corruption.

Take their trophies. Melt them down. Sell the scrap metal and give it to Russian democracy charities.

What utter pricks.

I'm not the brightest person in the world. But I can't help but think you're not the biggest of Chelsea likers.

 

[Dougal]

 

[VancouverSpur]

It washes both ways though...

In the interests of sporting integrity, Boro should ask the FA to not allow Chelsea to field any player bought with Russian blood money.

So this would be the lineup ?
Cudicini
Melchiot. Gallas. Desailly Babayaro
Gronkjaer Petit Lampard. Le Saux
Hasselbaink Gudjohnsen

 

[sausage]

Chelsea boss Tuchel confirms his team CANNOT fly to Middlesbrough and face a gruelling 10-hour round-trip coach journey

Shame about the sanctions - they could have done a few stops and games and sold it as a TV series

 

[spursfan77]

Roman sanctioned in EU don’t think makes any difference now to Chelsea.

Kaveh saying might hasten a ban in CL. Personally think that’s bollox.

If only we were still in the EU!

They’d be seizing the club. They’d definitely go out of business then.

 

[CoopsieDeadpool]

Chelsea boss Tuchel confirms his team CANNOT fly to Middlesbrough and face a gruelling 10-hour round-trip coach journey

 

[BehindEnemyLines]

.....fits so well!

 

[rossdapep]

It's good that they've shown their true colours, puts them and their actions right in the spotlight for all to see.

I can imagine a few Chelsea fans are being quiet today. Although I did see a post commending the Middlesbrough chairman fan only for Chelsea fans to bombard it with comebacks.

 

[Delboy75]

Just got a feeling something mad is gonna happen with this CL game. Remember the Brazil Vs Argentina in Covid. Officials coming to the ground and detaining the staff or something bonkers really wouldn’t surprise me.

 

[carmeldevil]

Chelsea boss Tuchel confirms his team CANNOT fly to Middlesbrough and face a gruelling 10-hour round-trip coach journey

Chelsea Bus

 

[Dead Ringer]

Silly question but if they are so desperate for their fans to be there but can’t sell any tickets why don’t they just give them away and the players can cover the cost?

6000 tickets at £30 = £180k

Divide by 24 players = £7.5k each

 

[jolsnogross]

Shame they didn't draw Brentford in the cup for mileage reasons. Any chance they can follow this Boro match with a weekend trip to Southampton and a midweek trip back up the road to Newcastle

 

[hugrr]

Silly question but if they are so desperate for their fans to be there but can’t sell any tickets why don’t they just give them away and the players can cover the cost?

6000 tickets at £30 = £180k

Divide by 24 players = £7.5k each

Giving the tickets away is still considered a transaction apparently, so not allowed under the sanctions

 

[carmeldevil]

 

[Thenewcat]

Chelsea boss Tuchel confirms his team CANNOT fly to Middlesbrough and face a gruelling 10-hour round-trip coach journey

I’ve got a bus I can lend them